Uh, I Think She is Preggers
February 23rd, 2008 by EvilT
Angelina Jolie pretty much told the world “so ya guys I’m totally pregnant” by wearing a clingy black dress to the Independent Spirit Awards. I can’t get over the fact that she is totally with child yet still has skinny arms. I am 5′3” and when I decide to pop out kids I feel like I am going to get as wide as I am tall.
Honestly, I am so jealous of those women who pregnancy seems to make them hotter. Sigh. I can’t wait to see if this kid (or kids…as some media outlets are speculating) is going to be as cute as the other members of their brood.
I wonder where this kid will end up being born? Africa? Asia? Some strange remote Island?
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i’d like to comment on how creepy brad pitt looks in this photo…he looks about 50 yrs old too…
Is it just me or does this look like a wax figure?????????????????
Is it just me or do they look like wax figures??
Looks very wax…and the belly looks almost photoshopped. Weird. She grew fast too!
must be twins
Why is her belly so pointy? Aaaah!
AY…YAE…YAE….JLo now her…..”Sheite”… I have nothing to say!
WAIT…..I do have something to say…..normal people collect siver spoons, comic books,stamps, coins, etc… but kids…thats just WRONG!
yeah…about this picture looking completely fake…
Pointy belly – old wives’ tales say you get one if expecting a boy. Or two boys.
She needs to start eating. Not health to be pregnant and to be so thin.
Brad has a real 70s vibe going on…why?
It’s going to be a boy… she gave him a boner…..hee hee
Looks soooo fake! How could she have grown so quick?!
She should have a Scarlett Letter ” A” on her chest.
I swear, my Dad had those pants in the 70s.
i saw a comedian’s show yesterday and he said, “Uh oh. Empty baby stroller. ANGELINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN!”
guess you had to b there.
she is so pretty! i think they look amazingly good together
My question is, why would she want to bring another “blob” into the world?
oh, and Brad looks like a TOTAL skeeve in this picture-he almost has a 70’s Robert Evans vibe going on.
That bump looks a tad unnatural. Photoshop perhaps.
I don’t want to have children because I know if I were to get pregnant I would not remain hot. Angelina is just fucking lucky. What a bitch.
wow thats pretty shallow @ abbi
If all celebritied are pregnant? LOL Jolie looks absolutely gorgeous in that picture. But I found some pictures of Brad pitt at richromances. com. What happend? I am just curious~~~
Wouldn’t it be funny if she just had a tumor?
ew brad looks like some pimply crack pusher from the 70s, that is not a good look for him at all … but he seems to have some great swimmers.
This is not a new baby! She shoved Shiloh back in ’cause she stole Zahara’s Barbie Doll.
I LOVE YOU BRAD I’LL HAVE YOUR BABY ANYTIME