Uh, I Think She is Preggers
February 23rd, 2008 by EvilT
Angelina Jolie pretty much told the world “so ya guys I’m totally pregnant” by wearing a clingy black dress to the Independent Spirit Awards. I can’t get over the fact that she is totally with child yet still has skinny arms. I am 5′3” and when I decide to pop out kids I feel like I am going to get as wide as I am tall.
Honestly, I am so jealous of those women who pregnancy seems to make them hotter. Sigh. I can’t wait to see if this kid (or kids…as some media outlets are speculating) is going to be as cute as the other members of their brood.
I wonder where this kid will end up being born? Africa? Asia? Some strange remote Island?
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February 23rd, 2008 at 9:12 pm
i’d like to comment on how creepy brad pitt looks in this photo…he looks about 50 yrs old too…
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Is it just me or does this look like a wax figure?????????????????
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Is it just me or do they look like wax figures??
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Looks very wax…and the belly looks almost photoshopped. Weird. She grew fast too!
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:51 pm
must be twins
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Why is her belly so pointy? Aaaah!
February 24th, 2008 at 1:01 am
AY…YAE…YAE….JLo now her…..”Sheite”… I have nothing to say!
February 24th, 2008 at 1:04 am
WAIT…..I do have something to say…..normal people collect siver spoons, comic books,stamps, coins, etc… but kids…thats just WRONG!
February 24th, 2008 at 1:58 am
yeah…about this picture looking completely fake…
February 24th, 2008 at 3:39 am
Pointy belly - old wives’ tales say you get one if expecting a boy. Or two boys.
February 24th, 2008 at 3:47 am
She needs to start eating. Not health to be pregnant and to be so thin.
February 24th, 2008 at 5:30 am
Brad has a real 70s vibe going on…why?
February 24th, 2008 at 6:04 am
It’s going to be a boy… she gave him a boner…..hee hee
February 24th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Looks soooo fake! How could she have grown so quick?!
February 24th, 2008 at 6:34 am
She should have a Scarlett Letter ” A” on her chest.
February 24th, 2008 at 7:27 am
I swear, my Dad had those pants in the 70s.
February 24th, 2008 at 9:22 am
i saw a comedian’s show yesterday and he said, “Uh oh. Empty baby stroller. ANGELINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN!”
guess you had to b there.
February 24th, 2008 at 9:33 am
she is so pretty! i think they look amazingly good together
February 24th, 2008 at 10:29 am
My question is, why would she want to bring another “blob” into the world?
oh, and Brad looks like a TOTAL skeeve in this picture-he almost has a 70’s Robert Evans vibe going on.
February 24th, 2008 at 11:09 am
That bump looks a tad unnatural. Photoshop perhaps.
February 24th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I don’t want to have children because I know if I were to get pregnant I would not remain hot. Angelina is just fucking lucky. What a bitch.
February 24th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
wow thats pretty shallow @ abbi
February 24th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
If all celebritied are pregnant? LOL Jolie looks absolutely gorgeous in that picture. But I found some pictures of Brad pitt at richromances. com. What happend? I am just curious~~~
February 24th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Wouldn’t it be funny if she just had a tumor?
February 25th, 2008 at 7:47 am
ew brad looks like some pimply crack pusher from the 70s, that is not a good look for him at all … but he seems to have some great swimmers.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:56 am
This is not a new baby! She shoved Shiloh back in ’cause she stole Zahara’s Barbie Doll.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I LOVE YOU BRAD I’LL HAVE YOUR BABY ANYTIME