Tom Cruise and Will Smith Should Totally Switch Wives
I mean, from a height perspective, it would just work better, doncha think?
Tom, Katie, Will and Jada all attended the very first annual Black Women in Hollywood luncheon on Thursday.
And while I’m all about recognizing the work of black women in Hollywood, I also think the surest way to make such an event not about black women in Hollywood is to have Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise there. I mean, I guess it means people like me are writing about it, but, in all honesty, I saw these pics of Tom & Katie and thought to myself, “Hm, I want to use these pictures. Now I just have to figure out a way to involve black people, too, or I’ll take shit for writing about a Black Women in Hollywood luncheon while running a photo of Tom Cruise.” But you know what? That’s what everyone is going to do.
Thoughts?
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February 21st, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Well. I’m a black woman and I would not have given you crap if you would have simply run the same story about them all being at the luncheon and the little joke about them switching wives. Maybe it would have been kind of random to only use a picture of Tom and Katie from this even but, now you have let us all know the only reason you put Will and Jada there was to include black people, it was kind of unecessary.
February 21st, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Oh, so good to hear that. They are the success interracial couple. If you want to find your interracial love, you may try mixedfriends dotcom for help, which is a niche interracial dating service for blacks and whites. I am sure you will love it. So many real nice hot girls there.
February 21st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Cathy,
how much do you get paid to post on blogs about that site?
I might need to start doing that sh*t on the side for some extra cash…you’re annoying as hell though.
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 am
Hey Kids…
Close your eyes for a moment. Oh that’s very good. Now just dream of Tom in blackface, singing . Can you hear it? Well can you?
Old man river….
The very thought of it makes me want to do a little tap dance.
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 am
First Anonymous: nobody is racist. Calm down. You need to focus all of your ire on ACTual bigotry, not some comment regarding Will Smith on a BLOG.
I really just wanted to say that I keep disliking Katie’s outfits more and more. She could not possibly look more awkward. The end.
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:29 am
AHHH,I love Will and I am white.
that’s all I know
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 am
You know what? I’m a black female, I caught Beet’s jokes AND I appreciate her honesty. Really people, it’s just a blog. It’s Beet’s job to pull a punchline from the mundane, insane or whatever. She could’ve ran the photo and not mentioned the event at all period. But she did, now we know, no big deal.
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:41 am
Isnt Katie scrunching down trying to be shorter?
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:14 am
Ernestine—
Omg, I never said anything about thinking anyone was racist. She asked for thoughts and all I was saying was she could have just made the post and I wouldnt have given her any flack like she thought she was going to get…..geeze.
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:20 am
i hate that katie is wearing that dress. i love houndstooth. i want!
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:09 am
How did that little munchkin ever get the M.I. gig? Movie magic I suppose. He really looks tiny standing next to her.
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:45 am
Kate looks like she’s ready to LIMBO! hahaha
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:47 am
I LOVE how Tom’s tie & PULLOVER SWEATER match Katie’s shoes…..
do you think he made her do that? ……………
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Like I have said before, EvilBitch is racist.
February 23rd, 2008 at 3:26 pm
omg katie is HUGE, i didn’t know that she was that big!
February 24th, 2008 at 11:32 am
She’s bending her knees.
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:14 pm
theres something inheretly wrong and racist about your post
it made me feel uncomfortabe..