Lindsay Lohan to Be Gainfully Employed Once Again
February 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet
It’s not that posing for soft porn under the guise of art isn’t a career, exactly, but it appears Miss Lindsay Lohan is looking to step it up a notch.
Lindsay’s signed on to co-star with Jack Black in Ye Olde Times, a comedy about two dueling Renaissance Faire troupes.
You read that right: Two. Dueling. Renaissance Faire. Troupes.
Are we coming up with film plots by playing mad libs these days, guys? Or just for the ones that are Lohan vehicles?
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February 21st, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Well.
Atleast she looks nice in this picture.
February 21st, 2008 at 8:52 pm
“Desperation is a stinky cologne.”
February 21st, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Wait… where did that waist come from?
Illusion.
Lelo has no waist.
February 21st, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Ohhh I heart her dress and hair! pretty pretty pretty!!
February 21st, 2008 at 10:48 pm
i’m glad that she’s showing off her curves and no longer looks like an anorexic corpse. YAY for hips!!
February 21st, 2008 at 11:14 pm
She looks older than her real age. You can go to mixedfriends dot com to get other young girls pics and chating with them. It is a niche interracial dating service.
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:59 am
Okay, I know this isn’t about her nude photos but HOLY SHIT! Biggest let down ever! I was like omfg Lohan n00d!@!@!@!@!@! and after seeing them I can say that I honestly am more turned on by pictures of my self nude… oh the dissappointment… oh the softness… oh the noes.
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:21 am
i have no desire to see a lohan movie lately … gee i dont know why!
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:49 am
Li-lo is going to be the wench/scarecrow target the troupes practice their jousting skills upon..?
February 28th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
she has ugly legs
March 10th, 2008 at 6:58 am
she now have hips?
*shoots head with a gun*