I’d Marry George Clooney
February 21st, 2008 by Spiteful Lars
Clooney knows he’s doomed at The Oscars come Sunday telling People Magazine:
“For me, it’s like being Hillary Clinton,” says the Michael Clayton star. “If it weren’t for Barack Obama, it would have been a very good year.” Adds Clooney: “I thought Daniel Day-Lewis had the best performance of the year.”
Dan Day-Lewis is already shining his Oscar as we speak. But Clooney would have given a far more entertaining speech I’m sure.
As for Clinton/Obama… well, March 4th is still in play. After that things might get a little clearer. But probably not.
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February 21st, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Every time I see him, I picture that mop-hair and Wellman’s Plastics tie from Roseanne… therefore, he’ll never be attractive to me.
February 21st, 2008 at 5:47 pm
who wouldn’t?
February 21st, 2008 at 11:15 pm
He is so handsome. Love him very much. Lots of my online friends on mixedfriends dotcom love him too. You can share your ideas with them if you want. It is a servious interracial dating service
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:21 am
‘Cause you’re nuts!
I look at him and I see old man who used to be on the facts of life, or was it Gimme a Break? Whichever, I’d personally like to speak with whoever gave him his first acting job and punch that person in the throat and kick them in the fuckin’ face!
I’m really a non-violent person. Really.
Cathy, thanks for the dating service link but I have my own, it’s interspeciesrelations dotgov
Check it out, there’s some hot cat on dog action to be had, lemme tell ya!
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:33 am
when I see him I remember the coffee ad
I think it’s his best performance
I hope you know what I mean
Nespresso,what else?
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:24 am
but there aren’t many places that recognize same sex marriage
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:52 am
Oh.. his snarky reply will cost him. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn he had his kneecaps crushed in a quick attack from some wild-eyed ninja Clintoonies!