Hello, Joan Collins

February 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet
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Joan Collins, Pictures, Photos

I mean, she looks good for being 105 years old, but did one of face lifts accidentally move her left eye a full inch above her right?

Has it always been like that?

I did some research, and the answer is a resounding no.

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In this picture, from 1981, her left eye is decidedly lower than her right.

All that plastic surgery has actually resulted in her eyes switching positions on her face. Like, by entire inches.

Love it. Love it. Love it.


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13 Responses to “Hello, Joan Collins”

  1. copa says:

    …. right eye not left, OUR left while staring at the picture

  2. Anonymous says:

    wow…is it that exciting?

  3. Cathy says:

    i think she looks great because at least she’s ecouraging natural body definition and not plastic surgery, which we all know a lot of our latina sisters have resorted to ummm, ninel conde come to mind? Seems she is also on interracial dating service “mixedfriends dotcom”. I saw some pics looks like her very much at that club. Maybe you want to check it out.

  4. mambaX says:

    Beet,your spammers are getting so ridiculous I can almost cry
    “she is encouraging natural body definition and not plastic surgery,blah,blah”
    at 70 something Joan Collins does better than that

  5. Amy K says:

    It’s like aliving Picasso.

    Astounding.

  6. cuddlesmcgee says:

    She’s gonna cut ya, cut ya deep and with no regrets.. for that smart-aleck remark Kiddo!

  7. Grandizer says:

    It was not uncommon for pics to be flipped for artistic affect…
    It happens now as well. I have seen it in some movies, the lower budget ones don’t bother to correct the test in the background reading in reverse.

  8. judy says:

    Her eyes don’t look anywhere near an inch lower or higher. You must be high right now.
    Sure she has had plastic surgery, but not anywhere near these young starlets. at least her lips aren’t plumped like the ho’s of nowdays.
    She looks great for her age, or almost any age.
    Hateraide todayA?

  9. suzieq says:

    go pik on someone your own age….are you running short of celebs to pick on??????

  10. karinie says:

    You know they flip pictures all the time, so what makes you think it’s not the same eye that’s lower? And really, I don’t notice that much of a difference in the height of her eyes. I think she looks pretty good!

  11. Alexis Carrington says:

    Q: What does Joan Collins put behind her ears to make herself more attractive to men?”

    A: Her ankles.

  12. Priscilla says:

    alexis, i think at her age, that would scare them away

  13. EVIL DICK says:

    COUGAR….

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