Who Is The Skinny Pale Kid?
If this isn’t proof positive that all men are projects I don’t know what is. Here’s Tommy Brady circa 2000 masquerading as vampire.
He was chosen 199th of all men back then. Those boxers are pretty sweet though. (Photo Courtesy of The Big Lead)
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February 20th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I don’t understand. Is this how you try out for football teams? I am the master at standing in masking-tape squares in my underwear. Do I have to bring my own easel?
February 21st, 2008 at 1:52 am
The Giants rule oh Brady boy hasn’t been seen walking around NYC cuz he would get abused just like during SB.
February 21st, 2008 at 5:47 am
Wow, no wonder football players are so tough…I didn’t know they had to stand there in their undies while people shopped for them!
February 21st, 2008 at 7:56 am
i would never be able to stand still while people looked at me and decided if id be good enuf to be on their team. those guys have a lot of guts!
February 21st, 2008 at 10:13 am
People say I’m strange when I peep thru windows.
February 21st, 2008 at 10:15 am
he doesnt look like hes gonna knock up one supermodel and leave her for another richer one huh
February 21st, 2008 at 10:28 am
he looks like he’s getting ready to be deloused.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
the giants are the best!!!!! and he is too.
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:48 am
I love Tom Brady!!!!
March 5th, 2008 at 10:42 am
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YUK
October 6th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
wow he is in terrible shape