Either Gene Simmons Has a Sex Tape or We, As a Country, Have Been Reduced to Some Pretty Pathetic Marketing Tactics
So there’s this new website, genessecret.com, that purports to have a video of KISS’s Gene Simmons having sexual intercourse with someone other than his longtime girlfriend and the mother of his children, Shannon Tweed. The woman’s name is reportedly Elsa, and she’s the spokeswoman for Frank’s Energy drink, which Simmons also reps.
Here’s the copy from the website:
Watch the sex tape Gene doesn’t want you to see. Exclusive to GenesSecret.com this video is sure to turn some heads, squeeze some Family Jewels and maybe even get someone FIRED…
Unmasked and revealed, we pop the lid on Gene’s Secret, right here at GenesSecret.com. Watch the real rock icon play a very special performance!
This isn’t Shannon, this isn’t the same Family Jewels that you can catch on late-night cable. This is Gene giving you his best on screen performance yet! Find out all the benefits of being the spokesperson for a the latest energy drink, Frank’s Energy. Although it looks like Gene would rather gulp done one of Frank’s Energy Girls!
Break out your face-paint! Grab some tissues and find out exactly how sweet this can is!
You have to pay to actually see the tape — I refuse to do this — but something tells me this is all a big marketing ploy for Frank’s Energy drink.
It’s so nauseatingly pathetic I almost think we should have a national boycott of this stupid drink.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
February 19th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
i’m game.
February 19th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
I find him just sickening.
February 19th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
why did you ban my comment, i have info about gene simmons sex tape too.
we are covering it at noelia-sex-tape.com
don’t hate.
February 19th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
hey everyone
here’s one really SHOCKING Gene Simmons SEX VIDEO footage >> http://alreadynude.com/video.php?v=Gene_Simmons_Sex_Video
no comments
enjoy
February 20th, 2008 at 3:47 am
This is one fugly mfer with fucked up hair. Shannon Tweed is a dumb bitch on so many diff levels. Who would procreate with this monster? Who would knowingly just let him fuck as many other chix as he finds possible? Can you imagine how many STI’s he has contracted over the yrs?
February 20th, 2008 at 3:51 am
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I found Gene Simmons FULL Sex Tape ONLY here > > http://xplacex.com/watch.php?x=Gene_Simmons_Sex_Tape
N I C E
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February 20th, 2008 at 4:23 am
Watch video at http://blog-x.in/index.php?q=Gene-Simmons She so pretty! must see
February 20th, 2008 at 5:13 am
A sex video allegedly featuring Gene Simmons leaked!!
Check out Kiss frontman on the job with a young blonde woman at http://anothertube.net/gene-simmons-sex-tape.php
February 20th, 2008 at 5:48 am
He is setting a great example for his kids.He is soooo ugly, barf.
NO Shame.
February 20th, 2008 at 7:50 am
die spammers!
February 20th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Spammers gave my old computer a virus by going to their sites. I lost the Evil Beet blog. Stop it.
February 20th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Oh yeah, Gene Simmons is played out.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:31 am
EW Gross, I threw up a little. He has his pants at his ankles, a shirt on, he looks a little like a BORING ASS FUCK!!!!!!! It has to be a PR thing, but the Throw Up Factor is still real!
February 20th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 20th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Ashley can you suck cock like a pro?
February 20th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
i think what he dose on his own time is his dill hell i even have a sex tape
February 20th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Video lilnks install trojans. Don’t go there.
February 20th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
http://gene-simmons-sex-tape-video.blogspot.com/
9 minutes explicit video
February 21st, 2008 at 3:05 am
All thos links are Viruses
February 21st, 2008 at 10:54 am
If you notice genessecret.com does not say it is Gene “SIMMONS” - although if it isn’t - they had a good impersonator with the same halitosis that Gene suffers from.
February 21st, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Oooh, Wikipedia sums him up nicely, “Gene Simmons defines his very identity by the degree of his flagrant promiscuity.”
February 21st, 2008 at 1:55 pm
not watching
who cares about it anyway?
real Gene or fake Gene
sex is just about the same
anywhere in the world
February 21st, 2008 at 3:22 pm
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WATCH GENE SIMMONS SEX VIDEO LEAKED IN FEBRUARY:
http://www.video.cnn08.com/?v=Gene_Simmons_Sex_Video
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damn hot rocking
is she underage?…
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March 19th, 2008 at 7:58 am
Ewwwwwwwwww god i hope not
April 5th, 2008 at 6:49 am
Either Gene Simmons Has a Sex Tape
April 27th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
HES A GROSS UGLY M-FER. I WOULDNT LET MY DOG NEAR HIM
May 10th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Gene Simmons Topless and Naked in Playboy Sex Tape! It’s really worth seeing!
http://yetmorefun.net/mov.php?v=Gene_Simmons_Nude_Video
June 26th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
another reason why ace is da man
August 10th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
genes got a four inche rofl in fucking serious look at the video hung like a dog not a stud horse imn almost twice his size no wonder that girl looked bored didnt squel and Refused to kiss him. wheres the toubgne gene if i had a four incher and a long tougne i definitley would make sure i please the slutty lil hoe. She does seem to have huge tits in comparison to her body but then she seem jiggly like water filled jiggly, wierd