Someone Has a Little Too Much Time on Her Hands

February 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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In lieu of actually making movies, Lindsay Lohan decided to sit down with photographer Bert Stern to recreate Marilyn Monroe’s “The Last Sitting.”

NSFW photos are after the jump.

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232 Responses to “Someone Has a Little Too Much Time on Her Hands”

  1. Bi-otch says:

    OMG! WHY IS IT THAT ALMOST EVERY TIME CELEBS GET BORED, THEY TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF THEMSELF, AND PUT THEM ON THE INTERNET! ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE AS UGLY AS LINDSAY LOHAN!

    • Bo$$ Bitch says:

      these pictures were not taken for “no reason”. they were taken for new york magazine. lay off the caps lock, dumbass. ^.^

  2. wisher says:

    i wish one of those pics showed her vagina. well w/e, i would give her a ride on the sex train any day

  3. Mark says:

    she’s just an attention seeking whore… nothing worth looking at here

  4. eric says:

    i would fuck that 4 fun:)

  5. Fooseballs says:

    I wonder if her dad looks at these? Ewwwwww!

  6. jizz says:

    ima jizz on them

  7. Jake says:

    I think she is gorgeous, but also a terrible actress.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Wow- the absolute perfect person to do a Monroe shot-

    Just like Monroe she’s a drug addicted, mindless, talentless sex symbol.

    People who idolize Monroe need to wake the hell up.

  9. alison says:

    she looks like crap

  10. loli says:

    you guys are harsh!! give her a break..

  11. Sucky says:

    dude those tits are freaking amazing

  12. bitch says:

    ewwwwww!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  13. wise says:

    she is a disgrace now she was so good when she was young

  14. Leelee says:

    You people are just so sickening who the hell are you to talk about how someone should look. Marilyn Monroe was very beautiful, and no her and Lindsay do not look alike but she is a very pretty. Honestly even if any of you guys wanted her you won’t have a chance in hell. This is how she was made freckles and all and she doesn’t need to change. How the hell can you get grossed out by freckle anyway everyone looks different. I swear if everyone thought like you idiots this world world would be screwed. You guys are most likely rejects that can’t get a decent a girl anyway. So suck on that assholes.

  15. Ash216 says:

    Personally the pics were ok, i liked MM’s better but it was an interesting concept and i’m sure it was a fun shoot.
    what i dont understand is ppl who are making comments about how she has no tits. Clearly we did not look through the see through fabric, that girl is a C or a D cup, C is above average, being someone who has had a breast reduction i kinda know a bit about boobs.
    so all you who are sooo much larger than her you must have the most hideous torpedo tits ever, but hay you could probably get some killer tips at hooters. so good luck with that career, especually that supposed 11 year old.
    And how ppl can say she looks like a little boy? I have to wonder what some of you ppl look like to critisize her so badly. if your all so fuckin perfect take her job and her movie career.

    I dont care for lohans personal decisions myself, i think she is pissing away a once in a life time chance at a career (and to be a role model) with her drugs and partying. But when ppl attack the way she looks, when for the first time in a while she actually looks healthy and normal no wonder she has so many problems. if someone told me i looked like a titless boy on my best day i’d grab a drink too.

    After readin some of these comments i have no desire in the world to be famous.

  16. tom d says:

    No one can be compaired to Ms. Monroe. This one shouldnt either.

  17. tom d says:

    No one can be compaired to Ms. Monroe. This one shouldnt either.

  18. Tylia says:

    Im going to go do some sit-ups for fucks’ sake…i need thinspiration….lindssay though…isn’t as hot as she thinks…shit…

  19. 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 says:

    hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahhah

    this made me laugh so much i wet myself

    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

  20. 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 says:

    I AM 11

  21. random says:

    hi i hate that she has no waste to.

  22. chimbaca says:

    linssay what the fuck u luc like shit

  23. ladies man says:

    We all know she let me have her last night,you should have seen her suck my d*ck

  24. des says:

    shes gorgeous but..her breast look saggy

  25. zealous says:

    hi my name is zeal smith i luv you and your movies and wants us to be friends.

  26. get busy says:

    omg if she does one more stupid thing i think im going to die
    anyone txt me at 281 755 3178 or pinkdancechik8@aol.com

  27. gigicat says:

    i’s
    bubbies
    lare
    gigant

  28. Re: Wisher says:

    WTF Some vagina?….. PERV!

  29. chris says:

    naked women, but ugly.

  30. Sam says:

    This was for a magazine

  31. zak says:

    omfg thats a body i cod fuck all day :)

  32. random says:

    i have no comment

  33. no one you know says:

    shes a little whore and bitch who doesnt get life!

  34. this is says:

    nice tits!

  35. erin says:

    ya’ll are all ass fucking losers

  36. not saying says:

    u girls looked ugh!

  37. Bitcho says:

    If you want people like you show your boobs

  38. heloooo says:

    her tits are saggy and shes like soo fucking freckley

  39. sext says:

    ur hot iwanna kiss ur tits

  40. different says:

    need a ride on the sex train saggy breasts?!

  41. ! says:

    need 2 zoom in on those big tits!!

  42. DAMN! says:

    i need to see those sexy tits up close! and maybe some pussy wouldn’t be bad! Come on give me a break, and show somthin good!

  43. ed says:

    Another NO talent skank who can only get noticed by either showing her top or GAG not wearing panties. Please stop the last one or grow some pubic hair because your crotch is NASTY. You can tell it’s been well used. She failed as a singer, an actress, and a human being. Let’s see if she can succeed as a total whore. She definitely has the experience. With another whore, Paris Hilton as a reference the sky’s the limit for Big Red. Again PLEASE wear panties or try to fold that thing back up. No one needs to see a crotch that hangs down to your knees…..BARF. No wonder she’s with that hermaphrodite, no self respecting guy would touch that “thing” unless a Haz-Mat suit is included.

  44. ed says:

    Hey Leelee grow up. This thing that claims to be human being is nothing more but a sorry excuse for an actress, sings like nails on a chalkboard, her only real talent is being on her back, showing her nasty body, or daring to be different by becoming a lesbian. Her sexual orientation is no big deal except this is all done to keep her relevant to the public. She has NO skills, NONE!! So PLEASE lets do whats right and put good old Lindsay where she belongs, in a toilet or garbage bin. These “people” that kids idolize only stay in the public eye because mindless drones keep her popular. Please let her fade away. Hollywood and the world would be a much happier and cleaner place if repulsive women like Lindsay, Paris, and that wide load Kim Kardashian would get what they derserve, NOTHING. Not one of them has done anything to earn a penny besides being a slut. Sex videos, topless and crotchless shots is all these women have to offer. No offense but look at them, do you really want to see ANY of these women nude, God please NOOOOO! I implore you quit adding fuel to a train wreck and let these “divas” crash!!!

  45. niki says:

    ok. . . i used 2 like her!! not anymore. like miley cyrus (bitch). thats just immature! Go 2 Hell nude posers.

  46. Anonymous says:

    i’d knock her up any day

  47. Anto says:

    I think she’d be nice to fuck but i’d prefer someone with a better body.
    Anyone want sex?

  48. greg says:

    id tear that ass up!!

  49. Anonymous says:

    would not fuck that if you paid me

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