Good Naked vs. Bad Naked

February 18th, 2008 by Spiteful Lars


Actor James Franco arrives at the opening of “The Broad Contemporary Art Museum” at LACMA on February 9, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.

First, the good news: James Franco is going to get naked. It’s all here. I’ll quote:

(James) Franco recently shot a scene in which he doffs his clothes to go skinny-dipping in a pool. However… there are no full-monty shots.

Now for the debbie downer. Sean Penn probably does a nude scene with him. Sorry.

Also, I’m not sure about that mustache at all.


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12 Responses to “Good Naked vs. Bad Naked”

  1. dodohead Says:

    ew, what a creepy mustache. he looks like he drives a rape van.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Looks like he needs to wipe his mouth after drinking chocolate milk…actually, I like choc milk, it looks like he was eating something a little more gross.

  3. Persistent Cat Says:

    Ew, he looks like the guy that talks to your chest.

  4. Priscilla Says:

    NO!!! James F is GORGEOUS!! his teeth needs some whitening but that’s the only negetive i get outta this pic.

  5. jinx Says:

    James Franco could grow a possum on the side of his face and he’d still be HOTT!!

  6. Asta Says:

    Oh I’m sure about the mustache. It needs to goooo.

  7. amanda Says:

    first of all, persistent cat - that shit was funny!
    secondly, susiewww - go the fuck away!!!

    lastly, he looks pale, pasty and a bit on the waxy side… are we sure he’s entirely healthy?

  8. N Says:

    He looks like Matt Dillon’s creepy private detective character in There’s Something About Mary.

  9. dodohead Says:

    you are right N!

  10. DTrent Says:

    Dear James,
    Please lose the mustache & blondness ASAP! We know it’s only for your MILK role (which I won’t be seeing. Sorry - the content is NOT FOR ME!)
    You look fine in a neat goatee tho! Otherwise, you’re aces!

  11. lex Says:

    omg i love him i can’t wait to see it hahaha

  12. Mrs. Franco Says:

    Finally! I’ve been waiting for him to strip down!

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