Bai Ling Blames Shoplifting Arrest on Breakup
February 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
America’s favorite transplanted headcase, Bai Ling, was arrested earlier this week for shoplifting at LAX.
Why did she need to steal $16 worth of celeb mags and batteries, you ask?
The stress of breaking up with her boyfriend right before Valentines Day.
The 37-year-old actress and scenester exclusively tells E! News that she split with her new boyfriend Wednesday before she was scheduled to fly from LAX to New Mexico to begin shooting a film, turning it into an “emotionally crazy” day for her.
She was dealing with the “huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine’s Day” when she was arrested for shoplifting, Ling said, adding, simply, “Wrong boyfriend.”
Awww … so I guess the batteries were for her dildo.
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cannot picture this thing of female gender associated with my car
yuck
wat a loser
shes very skinny and that makes for an hungry klepto
That’s her story and she’s sticking to it. Bwhahahaha!
So you got dumped on Valentine’s Day? My brother is in friggin’ Iraq. Get a clue.
Why didn’t she blame it on Winona?
Buy Ling.
Already read this on Chossip.
I’m so tired of hearing these celeb shoplifting cases. You have fucking money, dipshit…
Maybe she and Winona Ryder should get together and have a I-have-money-but-I-choose-to-be-a-fuckhead party.
she’s THIRTY-SEVEN!?!?!?
Why is she suppose to be famous again?
Bai Ling has to be the ugliest Asian woman in history and maybe the stupidest!