Gary Coleman Still Hasn’t Fucked His Wife of Six Months
February 14th, 2008 by Evil BeetOkay, so we didn’t really cover the whole thing where Gary Coleman was all like “Hey guys! I got married awhile back!” because it was a dumb story and Gary Coleman is dumb.
But this is just too good to pass up.
Gary told The Insider that he still hasn’t had sex with his 22-year-old bride. He says it’ll happen when it’s meant to happen, and for all the right reasons.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It’ll never happen, dude.
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It dosen’t matter lol. A reliable source said he has a relationship with a super model who posted a profile at a celebs dating site named Richromances.com which is a site for beautiful people. His fans are busy with talking about it now uhmmm~~~~
so she didnt marry him for looks, personality, money, or sex …
baffling.
Beet, can we possibly stop susiewww from posting about that damn site?
It’s REALLY getting annoying now!
Way too much information, man. I’m shaking my head to empty it of these creepy thoughts…
So, to recap, Gary Coleman throws things at her, berates her, and scares her with his temper. He’s a foot shorter than her. He’s 18 years older than her. They’ve shared no conjugal moments. She’s in charge of Coleman merchandising, which is nowhere near as dynamic as Dualstar. He’s pretty much insolvent. But somehow she was attracted to his personality and the way he treats her. This is a Hallmark special waiting to happen.
Classic example of woman with NO self esteem and TINY MAN who needs to prob. be in jail for abuse.
We all know that Gary is socially retarded. Child Star Curse strikes again!
Tarn is right.
Maybe it doesn’t reach.
hes an angry contolling midget she needs an april divorce
She needs to beat him like he stole something and an April divorce.
yawn
haha she’s totally fucking other people
lex is right there is only one virgin in the family
*points and laughs*
I’m pretty sure he’s gay.
he needed to reach the stuff on the top shelf people
it’s hard to watch that video and just know that they hate each other already
They don’t need to procreate because they’re both UGLY as hell. Plz don’t make any babies. We already have Brit and LL we need no more crazy ugly kids running around.
Are any of y’all really surprised?? I mean, come ON, now!!
Co-sign with JK. Them kids would be hideous! LOL
Didn’t he run off with a Michael Jackson impersonator that turned him against his parents when he was 18? Dude and that MJ Impersonator checked into a Hawaii hotel as “father and son” for a few weeks. He’s gay, I’m convinced, he is using this chick to get people talking about him. He’s looking for some kind of relevancy.
Oh shit, I can’t stop laughing!
He’ impotent because of his illness–he should have just kept his mouth shut about it–or maybe he is gay either way who cares? I mean really
“what’chu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”
2 WORDS HE UGLY
THAT BITCH IS BUCKLED