Someone Agreed to Let Britney Spears Be Around Young Children

Everyone’s favorite bipolar drug abuser taught a class of small children yesterday at Millenium Dance Complex in North Hollywood.

Brit walked into the studio and shook the hands of the five-year-olds, thrilled to finally spend time with her intellectual equals.

“She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train,” said Millenium’s co-owner. “The kids loved it- they are having a ball right now. And Britney- she’s just drinking it up. She’s totally enjoying herself. It’s an amazing class- she and the kids are certainly enjoying the process.”

The kids’ parents were all watching the class from outside, ostensibly to ensure that Britney didn’t try to teach them a little routine called The Crack Pipe.

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