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Keep Those Hilton Kids Off the Road!

February 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Paris Hilton’s 18-year-old brother, Barron, was pulled over at 8:30 this morning on suspicion of DUI.

He was booked at the Lost Hills sheriff station and is currently being held on $5000 bail.

Do you know how much cocaine you have to do to still be driving around drunk at 8:30 am?

Just put the whole damn family in rehab.


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13 Responses to “Keep Those Hilton Kids Off the Road!”

  1. Lee Lee Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 11:43 am

    How expected.

  2. JK aka Mr. NYC Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Just revoke the whole family’s driving privileges. Hire the family life long drivers.

  3. Charlie Brown Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    Pimply ass mother fucker.

  4. lollylicious Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    ive been up still at that hour after partying all night, and never did drugs besides the alcohol.

  5. Lee Lee Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    Liar……./

  6. Sloane Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Off the subject..whatever Paris is attempting with her eyeliner in this picture is not working. The wonk has taken over her face.

  7. mambaX Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    the only problem for them is being caught
    everyone gets to know…
    …well,I guess they really don’t care much about that either

  8. Saint Nightwalker Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    I hate NIGGERS and love to torture and murder as many NIGGERS as I can. I’m planning on kidnapping, torturing and murdering Barack Obama because he’s a filthy, stinking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Matt Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    That kid is so whitebread standing next to the sow it’s hard to believe he’s drunk more that a root beer in his entire useless existence.

  10. susiewww Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Dont like paris~~I dont know why she is so hot at richromances.com. Just cuz she is beautiful and rich?

  11. Mr. Ed Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    I’m available for rides in the LA area.

  12. ms.a Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    why do people this rich even have to drive? and why is paris’ face and neck two different colors?

  13. Sarah Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 7:36 am

    STUPID SPOILED WHORE

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