Your Daily Britney

February 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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After her father used his conservatorship to fire her manager, Britney Spears was spotted leaving her regular dance studio in LA, with torn fishnets and God-knows-what on her dress.

I have a feeling someone’s dealing crack out of that dance studio. You think I’m kidding …


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41 Responses to “Your Daily Britney”

  1. Anonymous says:

    ew and her cock-eyed nipples with no bra of course.

  2. sjsm says:

    lol cock-eyed nipples haha
    this is just sad and rough hey
    what has she got against bras and shampoo? and clothes for that matter
    she could be rocking out cute pixie hair by now
    and mos def needs some fucking help

  3. indigo says:

    she looks terrible!

  4. courtney love does deserve credit for creating this new genre…blame or credit she was truly ahead of her time….

  5. sophie haydock says:

    i liked the whole velour tracksuits better, and that is saying something :( she needs to tie her hair back if it’s this dirty, perhaps french plaits [it is really bad here so french plaits could look a lot better] or better still remove the extensions and just let the real barnet grow a bit, and wack on a sports bra, all that dancing and having had silcone implants in and then out, and then two children and feeding them in under two years must have taken it’s toll on her body. Perhaps a mummy makeover from the nice doctors at Dr 90210? poor britters…

  6. Aurora says:

    I just dont know what to say about her appearance. I dont know what to say anymore.

  7. mambaX says:

    I am as clueless as Aurora
    Sometimes adoption is an idea
    If someone paid me twice what I earn a month
    I wouldn’t mind trying the challenge and adopting this chick.
    Temporarily, of course.
    May read crazy, but I feel it would be something like
    International Temporary Medical Adoption
    ITMA

  8. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Call you say….smuck?

  9. Al says:

    It’s just a guess on my part, but, don’t ignore the possibility those spots on her dress might be some guys DNA.

  10. Bitchy says:

    Can we PLEASE discuss WTF is going on UNDER that weavewreck? I see patchy bald spots! Is it possible this poor thing is going bald? If so I’d rather not make fun of her “hair” any more.

  11. FrozeRightHere says:

    They say some superstar hairdresser paid Brit a housecall on Thursday – wtf? Kim Vo of Beverly Hills & Vegas spent 4 hours adding caramel highlights. You can kinda see them in the pic. Not exactly a walking advertisement, is she?

  12. lex says:

    so i know some people don’t care what others think, but if that many cameras were on me, i think i’d care a little more haha.

  13. Tracey says:

    So what is with the ring? Is that on her left hand ring finger?

  14. iiirene says:

    didnt she just go get her hair done the night before??..well atleast they said that on E!

  15. Priscilla says:

    OMG! I wore this outfit yesterday! hahaha, not really…i wouldn’t wear that shit, Britney what the fuck are you thinking?!?!?!

  16. Kate says:

    Tracey is right that is on her marriage finger. WTF, how has there not been more speculation on that yet?

  17. asbash:) says:

    she’s definitely trying to start a new fashion trend, face it brit, whatever you’re trying to start, it’s not happening.

  18. ashbash:) says:

    she’s definitely trying to start a new fashion trend, face it brit, whatever you’re trying to start, it’s not happening.

  19. From Oz says:

    Well she has been dancing,she’s all sweaty.that’s normal people.

  20. meh.. says:

    thank you oz… i was going to type the exact thing you beat me to it.

  21. cuddlesmcgee says:

    Oh mambaX you are my joyful hero.. My prayers and thoughts are for your kind and compassionate soul wanting to do something.

  22. dodohead says:

    My first question was what’s with the ring, too. ??????????

    And is this the same pair of fishnets she always wears? The holes are always in the same spot, it seems. Next time she’s at Rite Aid someone should throw a new pair of them in the basket for her.

  23. mambaX says:

    thanks cuddlesmcgee
    but I forgot to mention I won’t adopt the husband
    …he kinda gives me the creeps

  24. kayla says:

    theres nothing to say about her anymore
    this stuff starting to get really old
    and i dont have anything to say about her anymore
    she just needs to get her life together
    seriously…

  25. bakes says:

    She isnt exactly the ideal Mommy is she?

  26. anon69 says:

    What’s with the ring on her “marriage finger”? Um, she’s crazy, remember? Maybe the British Britney is married!

  27. candi says:

    You know what I think Britney needs help but I also think PAPARAZZI and you should leave her the Hell alone! I think thats what made her go crazy.She’s practically out there alone.You get an empty feeling inside when its just you and 45 photographers who would kill you just to get that winning picture of you.Or what about your husband taking you 2 babies that you love.I think Brits got a little more growing up to do when it comes to taking care of her babies but I think she needs Privacy.I think if we left her alone for a long while britney wouldn’t be so crazy,she’s looking for someone to be close with but you really can’t be with anybody if you’re britney spears.nothings really private and you can’t trust anybody.well
    -Much love and good luck to Britney

  28. Bitchy says:

    DON’T EAT THE CANDI!!!!

  29. FrozeRightHere says:

    Oh no, a call to leave Britney alone! Hey, she’s not feeling so empty when she invites her favorite paps for a ride…it just kinda bugs me when people complain while visiting a – hello – gossip site. Peace.

  30. Yum says:

    I feel I should say something.

  31. Franky says:

    Nice nips.

  32. bartlez says:

    Is she wearing just a really bad wig or something, doesn’t she take any pride in the fact that she IS Britney Spears. This girl was my idol growing up, sorta, and now she’s sorta cracked out.

  33. qt says:

    I’m sorry, but this website kind of blows now. I’m a long time reader but it’s getting tiresome waiting around forever for updates when I could just go elsewhere to read up. I’m just sayin’.

  34. LAC says:

    Um did you not read the portion where she said she is out sick. Idiot.

  35. Razzle Dazzle says:

    Actually LAC, I agree with qt and its not cause EB was sick. It has been slow and behind for awhile now. EB I love your remarks but it’s just getting so behind…

  36. Evil Beet says:

    I know it’s been behind, guys, and I’m sorry. I’m dealing with some personal life drama right now, and it’s been very time-consuming. All should be back to normal in a couple weeks.

  37. Bitchy says:

    Don’t apologize Beet! Just take care of yourself.. We’ll be here… ;)

  38. Just Saying says:

    Beet fans will still be here! Represent!!!!

  39. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    EB just check into rehab for whatever ails you.

  40. jimmytheparkpharmacytech says:

    Mmmmmm liver & onions

  41. penny says:

    OMG with all her money and thats the best she can do with her hair and cloths fuck !!!

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