Well Look Who’s Back on Our Radar
February 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Simon Rex leaves Villa Lounge with new flame Paris Hilton in tow.
This is such a publicity stunt.
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February 8th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I HATE her hair like that. It looks like she cut it herself. Fuck dude.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Totally just some extensions slapped on one side of her head. And the guy is kinda cute, but his shirt is stained, and his look is a lil sloppily done.
February 9th, 2008 at 2:47 am
shes a porn star an he’s…???????????????????
February 9th, 2008 at 2:58 am
who?
February 9th, 2008 at 3:03 am
It is what it is with Simon Rex; he will now be know as, Mr. I need a little more face time please? I love Paris, I stayed at that Hilton when I was in Europe ( so corny, but I could not pass up the opportunity to say it).
February 9th, 2008 at 7:30 am
she’d look better without the lenses and fake bottle blonde hair, and a smaller snozzle. i despise the woman in general
February 9th, 2008 at 7:53 am
he’s a guy with dirty clothes
February 9th, 2008 at 9:53 am
This is a great couple two worthless smucks. No wonder she has herpes anyone can hit it even fat Jack Osbourne knocked her off.
February 9th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Simon Rex, I liked you through everything (and you have been through some doozies)… but this is it. You can’t possibly sink any lower than Parasite.
February 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
the next thing were gunna hear from them two is that shes pregnate
February 9th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
pairs lookssooo fuckin stupid in this pic! stupider then usual i mean…..lololololol
February 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
yes, i hate when she looks stupider than usual.
February 10th, 2008 at 12:21 am
Disastrous, the only word to describe the opening of the new movie with Paris in it! Something like seventy-something dollars per screen, per day! This must be near a record low in the industry! Obviously a financial Titanic… but with no lifeboats or survivors! Hold it! I’m wrong, they just rescued someone!… wouldn’t you know, it turns out to be Paris!!
February 10th, 2008 at 5:28 am
I bet her sister is laughing at her all day and night(behind her hand)l bet she is peeing her pants over the new movie!!!!
February 10th, 2008 at 8:05 am
when will she reached the third stage of her syphilis already…
February 10th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Don’t shed a tear for Paris, she’s leading a dream of a life! Swamped with parties, hundreds of friends, free rides in private jets to virtually every important hotel, club, and resort opening in the world, and getting paid as much as a million just to show up. Her many companies, her sponsorship deals throughout the world, everything is bringing in scads of money! Millions! So knocking her, is like a grasshopper looking up at a 12,000 pound elephant, and telling the elephant,… ” You are just a big nothing!”…self delusion on an epic scale!!!
February 11th, 2008 at 1:35 am
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March 19th, 2008 at 7:26 am
STUPID SPOILED WHORE