Open Your Damn Eyes!
February 6th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Ivanka Trump and Melania Knauss squint angrily at the camera at a Malawi benefit in NYC.
Seriously, what is up with this?
Does Melania have eye damage? Is it contagious?
Also, I want to go to sleep in Ivanka Trump’s breasts.
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February 7th, 2008 at 2:14 am
Damn the step-mother is hotter than daughter.
February 7th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Did anyone else think that Ivanka’s unconcealed contempt for Gene Simmons upon their first meeting was beyond rude and extremely unproffesional? It was her choice to do business with the man. As the old saying goes, the apple does not fall far from the gilded tree.
February 7th, 2008 at 8:39 am
beet you are so funny and then i thought why yes i would love to fall asleep on Ivankas breasts wow you have opened up my world
February 7th, 2008 at 8:54 am
I hope their faces get stuck like that.
Elle- I think both her and Gene Simmons are trash, but she was, in fact, unprofessional. That exposes how unsophisticated and distinctly middle class Ivanka truly is.
February 7th, 2008 at 9:59 am
sexy…fabboobs
February 7th, 2008 at 10:06 am
could be botox
who knows?
February 7th, 2008 at 11:36 am
They look like a tanner dark-haired, and lighter blond-haired version of each other in this picture. Like sisters…in this picture only though.
February 7th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
[...] is hiding her rack The Evil Beet [...]
February 7th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Melania (or whatever her name) is so plastic-surgeried up…
Gene Simmons does not deserve any respect or politeness from any woman. EVER.
February 9th, 2008 at 3:00 am
ivanka trumps got that porn look! didnt james bond kill the other one in goldenye?
March 16th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Ivanna’s breasts are so squashed !!