Wanna Hear Heidi Montag’s New Single, “Higher”?

February 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet


It’s here.

Enjoy.


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19 Responses to “Wanna Hear Heidi Montag’s New Single, “Higher”?”

  1. lollylicious Says:

    Terrible. I suppose anyone in her situation would give it a shot though. It’s called MILK THIS SHIT FOR ALL IT’S WORTH.

  2. snow ball Says:

    if she had tried out on american idol simon would have stopped this garbage

  3. TunaFish Says:

    Alvin and The Chipmunks come to mind. The beat is hot, if someone else sang this- it would be poppin’.

  4. Aurora Says:

    hmmmmmm wow who exactly will this music of hers appeal to? MUTES?

  5. bec Says:

    yeah, i think she should stick to what she knows: getting plastic surgery and complaining about her engagement ring and leave the singing to those that actually can. reminds me of my cat when he’s whining to be fed.

  6. panic attacks Says:

    my dog started howling and i started drinking, no good can come of this!

  7. Pineapple Says:

    I hate her stupid Chiclets teeth. What a dumb smile.

  8. JK Says:

    I smell platinum plaques. Faith Hill, Mariah Carey and Hannah Montana here Heidi comes.

  9. Ernestine Says:

    Jesus. Fucking. Dogshit.

  10. cuddlesmcgee Says:

    Oh yay.. the seed stealing squirrels are finally gone from my lovely bird friendly garden.. This pest evacuation song is a keeper! ha

  11. Pinkey Says:

    What fresh hell is this?

  12. JK aka Mr. NYC Says:

    If Ashlee & Jessica can have signing careers anything is possible.

  13. Randy Jackson Says:

    “It’s too pitchy for me, dawg”.

  14. Mr. Ed Says:

    She could get a gig on The Love Boat!

  15. Drunkard Says:

    There’s a chance for K-Fed, then.

  16. emily Says:

    uh! horrible!!

  17. Joni Says:

    A hot mess. Awful. LC is laughing it up right now.

  18. H Says:

    Are they for real?? or is it a joke

  19. Hanah Says:

    NO THANKS

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