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Thank God: Someone Other Than Britney Spears Is In Charge of Britney Spears’ Life

February 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet


Britney’s parents appeared in court today, and were granted a “temporary conservatorship.”

This is assigned after a person is deemed unable to care for themselves.

A restraining order was placed against Britney’s constant confidant Sam Lufti, and permission was granted to change the locks at Spears’ residence and remove anyone who may be staying there currently.

Hooray!

Now we’re making some progress, people!


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7 Responses to “Thank God: Someone Other Than Britney Spears Is In Charge of Britney Spears’ Life”

  1. JK aka Mr. NYC says:
    February 1, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Sam is going to move in with his gay lover now that Brit Brit is in the rubber room.

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  2. Aurora says:
    February 1, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    FINALLY MA & PA get some cajones!!! Remove the parasites from Brits life.

    I wonder if Sam is shitting twinkies now, or ya think he embezzled enough of Brits $ to be comfy for a while?

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  3. xiaoecho says:
    February 1, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    The Daily mail reports that her dad and his lawyer got control of her millions………the lawers name?

    ANDREW WALLET

    honest

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  4. Pinkey says:
    February 2, 2008 at 10:31 am

    xiaoecho is not making this up! His lawyer’s name is Andrew Wallet, and I’m sure this is some kind of sign…

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  5. former teenybopper says:
    February 4, 2008 at 6:47 am

    i hope britney will finally have some stability in her life. She had to grow up in a fast forward speed of 1000 frames per/second and this is the result. get well brit!

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  6. Kayla says:
    February 4, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    I believe God is now answering many prayers that went up for Britney spears. I will continue to pray for her. She has worked most of her life and now she needs rest, the right kind of medical treatment and support. Why doesn’t someone suggest to slimefed to bring her a video of the boys to cheer her up? Oh, that’s right slimefed is a slime.

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  7. Hanah says:
    March 19, 2008 at 6:39 am

    YA he’s a rich slime what happened to the prenup ?

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