2007 was an AMAZING year for Evil Beet, and we just know that 2008 is going to be even better!!!

Thank you so much for your loyal readership — yes, even those of you who just come here to look at celebrity vagina — you guys mean the world to us, and we certainly hope and plan to be here to provide you celebrity gossip with an evil twist in the year to come.

For more pics from our NYE celebration, check out the Evil Beet Photo Gallery.

Eddie “Asshole” Murphy and Tracey Edmonds got hitched on New Years Day in front of 25 friends and family in Bora Bora.

As the sun set, Edmonds walked barefoot down the aisle to a shell-studded gazebo, where the two exchanged vows.

No news on whether the child Murphy fathered with Spice Girl Mel C earlier this year was present.

What a cocksucker.

Check out Fall Out Boy performing Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” on NYE.

Shia LaBoyyioxyyuf tries to hide from photogs as he puffs away on New Year’s Eve in LA.

Own it, boy!

Mena Suvari gives her boyfriend, Simone Sestito, a little peck at the NYE party in NYC at the Hotel Gansevoort.

I can’t say I love her outfit.

But I still love her hair!

So, my future husband, Adrian Grenier, had a lookalike at my party in LA last night, but the real Adrian was in Miami Beach, performing with his band, The Honey Bears, at Hotel Victor.

Just look at him.

All rock star and sweaty and shit.

Love it.

WELCOME TO 2008, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

OMG, you guys, I had so much fun last night.

The party at Republic was a blast, and many thanks to Luke and the guys at USA4Real for putting together an amazing group of live bands and a kickass party.

Oh, and I chatted with Brittny Gastineau. For the second time this month. And she was really nice, per usual, and I felt like a huge ass, again, for all the shit I talk about her on here. I’ll have pics later tonight or tomorrow, whenever my girls send them along.

I also hung out for a bit with Sarah Welch, the gorgeous model who infamously fell through a hole on the runway at the Shadang show, and I have to tell you guys that she is an absolute sweetheart, and is able to have a great sense of humor about it, and it’s way less funny and way more sad once you’ve met her. It’s much easier to think of models as haughty bitches who deserve that shit, but she was anything but. She also has the most ridiculously amazing body and I can’t even hate her for it, she was that sweet.

Also there: MELROSE! From ANTM! But I didn’t get to chat with her. :( And Kevin Pollak. And a dude who looked EXACTLY like Adrian Grenier — I got all excited — but it wasn’t him.

Anyway.

Here’s Paris and Nicky hosting at a club in Vegas.

Posting will resume as normal on Wednesday.