Some Jennifer Aniston ass. [FListed]

The Coco camel toe returns. [Bossip]

Fergie and Josh do Mexico. [INO]

Backstreet’s back … from the RiteAid. With the eyeliner. [Mollygood]

Is Britney telling Jamie-Lynn to give up her baby? [popbytes]

Beyonce and Kanye play Connect 4. No, seriously. [POTP]

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo may be faking their relationship for cold, hard cash. [Celebitchy]

J-Lo’s gonna have the Scientology “silent” birth. [Yeeeah!]

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale take little Kingston out to get pizza. The family is in England visiting Gavin’s friends and family.

Aren’t they just nauseatingly cute?

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Check out the ad for Posh & Becks’ new fragrance.

I bet it smells like bad teeth.

CONGRATULATIONS, BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

Britney actually showed up for her deposition at K-Fed’s lawyers’ office today, after missing at least five prior appointments.

Although Britney’s legal team filed a request with the court to be removed from the case (citing a “breakdown in communications”), the hearing on that is not until Feb 4, and they will remain her legal team until then.

Waiting on the photos …

Check out this stunning photograph, courtesy of the Tucson PD, of Kumari Fulbright, the Arizona beauty queen who was recently arrested for kidnapping and assaulting her boyfriend.

Talk about Miss Photogenic!!!!

I bet this is what Britney’s mug shot looked like!!! Oh, I can only hope.

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Check out Donald Trump promoting Celebrity Apprentice on Mike and Juliet this morning.

God, I hope this show bombs. I am so over this asshole.

We’ve got some footage today of La Lohan on New Year’s Eve — which she spent in Capri — sipping on what appears to be a bottle of champagne.

I guess it could be Martinellis?

Oh, who am I kidding?

The publicist for the Capri Film Festival denies that Linds was misbehaving: “It is purely and unadulteratedly untrue that that young girl misbehaved inappropriately in any event associated with Capri Hollywood. She was a consummate professional … and couldn’t have been more of a pleasure to have there. There were bottles of waters, there were bottles of non-alcoholic beverages, but I was on that dance floor with her, so I can only tell you what my eyes saw.”