Ms. Hilton reminds us all just how cool smoking is.

Doesn’t she just look sexy?

What a good role model.

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Yup.

Nothing fake about these puppies.

While on vacation with fiance Billy Zane, Kelly decided to do a little topless sunbathing and gave the paps a free show.

I wonder if she knew she was being photographed. She might have posed herself a little better.

Still: nice tits.

Jump in for the uncensored pictures.

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UPDATE: We’ve got the tape here.

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Oooh, this is an unexpected treat!!!

Actress Vivica A. Fox has a sex tape that has been circulated around recently. An inebriated Fox is seen on her knees, performing oral sex to an Atlanta man, who was secretly taping her on his cell phone.

The man then e-mailed the sex tape to his friends, who then e-mailed it to Fox.

Fox then e-mailed it to a friend of hers in the Atlanta Police Department. It is unknown if Fox is filing a complaint against the man or asked the police department to handle the situation in a private manner.

The tape was confirmed by Atlanta hip-hop station V-103’s Porsche Foxx, a popular DJ in the city.

How fucking drunk do you have to be for someone to be secretly taping you giving oral sex on their cell phone?

Can we think this through, people? I mean, he’s not exactly hiding the cell phone behind the condom wrapper, ya know? Come on. I think I’d notice that some dude had his cell phone in my face while I was giving him head. There’s no cock that big.

My guess: there was nothing secret about this taping. She was all drunk and he was all like, “Oooh, baby, let me get this on my cell phone” and she was like “Oooh, yeah,” and then the tape got out and now she’s all like, “I didn’t know I was being taped!”

Trashy. And wonderful!

U.S. album sales — meaning CDs, cassettes, etc — were down 15% in 2007 from the previous year.

Digital music sales, however, were up 45% from last year.

Also, you guys bought 220 million ringtones this year.

Rock on.

Way to go, Brit.

After showing up nearly two hours late to her scheduled deposition today, Britney only stayed for 13 minutes before bailing.

The depo was originally scheduled to go from 9:45 to 11:45 AM. Due to Brit’s tardiness, the proceedings started around 11:32 AM and had to end at the scheduled time.

Thirteen minutes.

Another deposition has been scheduled.

You’re such a fuck-up, Britney.

Take those kids away from her!

Meet two and a half minutes of your life that you’re never going to get back.

It’s the moment I’ve been waiting for for ever so long … Lindsay Lohan is drinking again!

Her lawyer confirmed it:

“The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”

So why am I not happy? I should be breaking out the champagne right now to celebrate this joyous occasion.

I guess a part of me was rooting for her crazy ass to stay sober and get healthy.

Lindsay, we have Britney now. We have Jamie-Lynn. We have Vanessa Hudgens. We’re okay. Take care of yourself, girl.