After filing for divorce and then saying the two were “working things out” and then showing up on NYE solo, Us Weekly is reporting that Pamela Anderson had Rick Salomon personally served with divorce papers on December 28.

Seriously, there’s “unlucky in love” and then there’s “fucking retarded,” and Pam Anderson is firmly on the “fucking retarded” side of that line.

Pam, this is the same guy who tried to stick a champagne bottle up Paris Hilton’s pussy. How’d you think this was gonna end, sweetheart?

Apparently Britney was struggling so badly when they put her in the gurney that they actually had to strap her down!!!

CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!!!!

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While Britney was in the hospital last night, Paris Hilton and her brother Barron were partying the night away at Teddy’s in Hollywood.

There were cameras somewhere other than Cedars-Sinai last night????

When Paris was grilled about Britney, she said she is “hoping she will get better, get some help and do better in 2008.”

Check out footage of Brit being wheeled into the hospital on a stretcher.

The fun begins around 2:10.

Also, after they get their shot of Britney, the paparazzi bombard Kevin, and it sounds like they’re calling him a “loser,” for reasons I can’t possible fathom at this point.

K-Fed’s lawyer is going to court at 8:30 am today to ask the court to strip her of her visitation rights.

Britney is at Cedars-Sinai on a “5150 hold,” meaning there’s evidence she’s a danger to herself or others — others as in her kids.

Jayden James was taken to the hospital last night, as well.

TAKE THOSE KIDS AWAY!!!!!

Here’s some video footage from Brit’s residence last night, as all the shit went down.

So somewhere around 6:30 last night, I got a raging headache, started feeling horribly nauseous, and went to bed at 9 pm for the first time since I was 8 years old.

The headline is the body of the 15 text messages I had this morning.

Jesus.

Britney was rushed to the hospital last night after cops showed up at her house, when she refused to turn her kids over to Kevin Federline.

Britney was under the influence of an unknown substance.

I told you guys: Britney is going to get sober or Britney is going to die. And it’s going to happen this year.

We’ll have more details as they come.