Britney Spears — wearing a shirt that appears to be made, at least partially, from Astroturf — waits in her car in Brentwood while someone pumps her gas.

That little dog is dressed better than she is.

The sunglasses?

The bikini bottoms?

The gold shoes with a silver bag?

Life is full of difficult decisions, you guys.

To Kim Cattrall’s credit, she’s filming a scene for Sex and the City here, so it’s not like the wardrobe was her choice, but still. Awful, awful, awful.

I knew no one could be that beautiful naturally. I feel so much better about myself now.

What a difference a nose job makes!

Radar tracked down some before and after shots of Blake Lively, from Gossip Girl.

Yeah, homegirl totally had a nose job.

Victoria Beckham was named the #1 Worst Dressed celebrity on Mr. Blackwell’s list.

“Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em,” he said in a statement.

Britney Spears was noticeably left off the list.

“I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her,” Blackwell said. Awwww.

Other celebs on the list:

• No. 2: Amy Winehouse — “Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she’s part ’50s carhop horror.”

• No. 3: Mary-Kate Olsen — “She resembles a tattered toothpick — trapped in a hurricane.”

• No. 4: Fergie — “Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”

His top 10 also includes Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.

Jamie-Lynn Spears’ Nickelodeon show, Zoey 101, saw ratings double on Friday, for its hour-long season finale, after the 16-year-old announced that she was pregnant.

Hey, Miley Cyrus, you’d better hurry up and get your ass knocked up!

(This photo of Jamie is from July 2002 — she was just a baby not too long ago!!!)

“At least she is older than 16.”

George Clooney, when asked for his thoughts on the Nicole Kidman pregnancy.

It’s the dueling sex tapes!

Since Amy Fisher has announced that she has a sex tape, Joey Buttafuoco has announced that he has one, too. With his wife, Evanka. Right after he got out of the slammer.

According to David Joseph, CEO of Red Light District, shortly after Buttafuoco was released from jail, he and his wife Evanka were caught on tape having sex while attending a party at Spalone’s home. Buttafuoco served three months for violating his probation and at the time of Spalone’s party he had been on probation since pleading guilty to insurance fraud in 2004. During Buttafuoco’s probation, officers found a box of bullets in his home and in January 2007 he was sent to Los Angeles County Jail.

Jesus Christ.

Put the whole lot of ‘em back in jail.