Seriously. Explain this to me. Please.

It’s only the view from the stage, but, still worth a watch.

Young checked herself into rehab yesterday.

Fresh from my inbox:

Entertainment Tonight and The Insider have purchased exclusive rights to tragic video footage of Heath Ledger allegedly snorting cocaine at a party two years ago.

The footage, which PageSix.com hears was bought for $200,000, was shot without Heath’s knowledge, at the Chateau Marmont hotel in L.A. following the SAG awards on January 29, 2006.

In the video, Heath is shown talking while at a private party after sniffing a cocaine-like substance off a table with a rolled up bill in his hand. As he speaks, his face noticeably twitches.

An insider tells PageSix.com that Heath says at one point, “I’m gonna get so much shit from my girlfriend. We have a baby together. Matilda, Matilda Rose.”

ET and The Insider planned to show the clip later this week. PageSix.com understands this is now “under review.”

Honestly?

$200K sounds a little low for that footage.

Someone isn’t quite so adept at exploiting human tragedy.

Um, check out Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson “attempting” a duet at the Metal Skool show in LA.

There’s a Britney diss at the beginning, too. Wonderful.

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi were spotted leaving a medical clinic in LA today.

Hmmm.

A couple’s visit to a medical clinic?

Could there be a baby in the works for these two?

2008 is the year to make it happen!!!! Get pregnant while it’s still cool, folks!

2008 is the year to be preggers.

Ethan Hawke and girlfriend Ryan Shawhughes are expecting a baby. “They are over the moon,” a pal tells In Touch about the pregnancy. Ethan, 37, and Ryan, 28, first met when she worked as a nanny for the actor during his marriage to Uma Thurman.

Ethan has two children with Uma already.

Banging the nanny?

How Jude Law.

Seriously, for a “top model,” this girl does not photograph well.

ANTM winner Caridee English walks the red carpet at the launch party for the new Blackberry Pearl.

Has she put on weight? Like, almost entirely in her face? She looks about 40 years old.