Is here.

ET backed out of airing it, but it’s making the Internet rounds.

It’s not really that interesting. The good part is toward the end.

Sources claim that Britney Spears’ legal team has been instructed by the pop star’s family not to talk to Sam Lutfi.

This move follows reports that the situation at Britney’s Beverly Hills home devolved last night as Britney’s parents argued with Sam, Britney’s sometime manager, over her well-being.

Hooray for the (possible) end of Sam Lutfi!

Now if we can just get Adnan out of the picture.

The LAPD has officially put Britney on a 5150 hold at the hospital, after the psychiatrist she’s been working with was alarmed by her behavior. He then called the LAPD, who took Britney to UCLA Medical Center.

She was taken by ambulance to the hospital, where both her parents joined her.

She was reportedly very calm throughout the whole ordeal.

Because of the 5150 hold, Britney will be in the hospital for at least 3 days.

She desperately needs the publicity.

Everything’s all Britney, Britney, Britney these days.

What’s a girl to do?

The answer is obvious: Suck face with someone who’s as big a trainwreck as Britney, without all that international superstardom baggage.

Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

“Who knew?” says the source of the unlikely pairing.

Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who costarred in 2005’s House of Wax), didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”

That’s cute.

Malcolm-Jamal Warner showed up to the premiere of Fools Gold, too.

I guess he’s in the movie.

It’s his first gig in two years.

He sure is a cutie, though.

Camila Alves is all smiles at the premiere of Fools Gold, with her soon-to-be baby-daddy, Matthew McConaughey.

Yeah, fuck you, too, hooker.

And that’s a stupid dress.

Britney and Adnan hit up a Jerry’s Deli in LA on Wednesday.

She’s been wearing the oddest shades of lipstick lately. I mean, is it supposed to match her shirt?