UCLA Agrees That Britney is Fucking Crazy
January 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet
We really don’t need doctors to confirm this at this point, but the folks at UCLA’s medical center have classified Britney as “gravely disabled,” which means she is unable to take care of basic needs, such as the acquisition of food, clothing or shelter. It also means she’s a candidate for involuntary commitment.
Brit apparently caused one hell of a scene when she got to the hospital, screaming about her mother that “The only reason she’s admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend! She wants to sleep with my boyfriend!!”
Trust me, Britney, nobody wants to sleep with anyone who’s been with you these days.
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January 31st, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Sounds like she qualifies for (GR). Yup, free bus tokens!
February 1st, 2008 at 9:20 am
Her lame-slut mother WOULD seduce a gopher or a barn owl if she had the inspiration! Hah! Britney’s correct in calling her out there but sadly britney is unequipped to do more than exist on the kindness of paid strangers and act only as a vulgar burden to humanity.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:26 am
The sad part is that Brit’s charges of K-Fed having sex with her mother MAY be true. I’ll admit that she is challenged with mental health issues, but they came from somewhere. Good luck to her.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
im sure shes getting loud and out of control by now and hatching her escape plan
February 1st, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Incest is still popular where Brit Brit comes from. I read a story about cousins trying to get married in La. Let Lynn get some young cock in her life.
February 4th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Stop the bashing!!! There are many who might think YOU are crazy!!!! Shut the hell upok!! she is finally gettting help. Don’t make God ashamed of you freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 19th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Right on Kayla !!!