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January 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet“To be perfectly frank, I have unexpectedly fallen in love. It is the relationship with Holly that will probably last forever. The others will last for as long as they want it to last before going on with their careers and lives.”
Hugh Hefner to the AP.
Score one for Holly Madison.
You know she can’t wait until Bridget and Kendra get out of the picture and she gets to have that Hefner baby.
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January 31st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
thank goodness got her boo-er um real estate license….she has something to fall forwa–scuse me, fall back on….
January 31st, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Bridget is hotter than Holly & Kendra.
January 31st, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Look how fried her hair is at the ends from being bleached over and over again. Yuck. Other than that she is really pretty though…
January 31st, 2008 at 5:32 pm
is she pregnate? im lost
January 31st, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I wonder if he will marry her
January 31st, 2008 at 9:08 pm
i think that hes still married to the mom of his two boys, but they are just separated and she lives next door.
January 31st, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Yuck!!! I thought I had daddy issues.
January 31st, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Yuck thats not daddy issues darling thats great granpa issues yuck.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:19 am
Sounds like he’s gonna finally end up with just one woman…”forever”…Her forever’s a lot different than his!! And he’s probably snipped and can’t have any more kids, dontcha think?
February 1st, 2008 at 5:03 am
I actually think its sweet. She seems to be in love with him when you watch the show.. Calling him when they are gone and missing him. Not like the other two how is only there for the money. Kendra dont give a shit about Hef.
February 1st, 2008 at 6:34 am
Yes the E! True hollywood story (always reliable) said he never got divorced, that they saw no need for it. It seemed like his first wife didn’t want to, Holly may have some trouble there! Plus “last forever”? How much longer is “forever” for Hef?? She’d better get those other girls outta the pic stat!!
February 1st, 2008 at 8:21 am
yeah she looks pregnant to me
yeah she looks very much in love with…
…his money
don’t worry about divorce baby
you already have a HUGE bank account with your name on it
and the baby’s future
after appropriate DNA testing
is safeguarded too
there is plenty of money for every heir.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:35 am
mambaX is very funny
February 1st, 2008 at 10:11 am
I’ll say his forever is shorter than hers…jaysus, he’s as old as Methusaleh. He ain’t gonna last much longer.
That was kinda mean, huh?
Ah, well, I can’t imagine working that….bleeeccch
February 1st, 2008 at 1:51 pm
She’s a fake and a gold digger like the rest of them
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:57 am
the relationship will last “forever,” um, how long’s that b/c he looks awfully old. also saying the other girls can gave a relationship w/him ’till they move on basically means he don’t give a s*#t about whether he’s with them or not. how mean.
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 am
yeah, hefner baby. and hefner ring, and hefner family name. and all the hefner money she can get her grubby, liposuctioned fingers on.
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
don’t hate, heff is the mad note
March 2nd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
hef da man he get 3 of them with beeg boobs sucking his thang
March 6th, 2008 at 10:54 am
awwwwww i love to watch that show….it helps me escape reality and reminds me it’s ok to wish
March 16th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
SUCK
March 19th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Pamela Anderson wannabe skank
March 19th, 2008 at 6:35 am
Old fart
April 26th, 2008 at 3:30 am
a nice example of generation gap lol
May 18th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I LOVE HOLLY I HOPE THEY GET MARRIED HAVE KIDS AND STILL TAKE NUDE PHOTOS! CONGRATS HOLLY AND pUFFIN!!!!
HOLLY!!!
May 21st, 2008 at 9:00 am
Ahhhh…..que tudo,eu adoro a Rolly e sinto que ela gosta muito de Hefner,e me parece que Hefner também gosta dela…se nao ele nao dividiria sua ENORME herança com ela…nao é? rsrsrsrsrsrs
acho que acima do dinheiro vem o amor….a Holly tem de tuuudo na manção de Hugh,ela soó quer o carinho dele só pra ela…e ela merece….pois aguenta ele a mais de 10 anos..um velho tarado desse…tem q amar muito..e acredito q ela goste dele sim….tomara que dê certo ^^.
Será mesmo que Holly esta grávida?..
esperaremos e saberemos o novo herdeiro da PlaybOy.!
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:59 pm
is she pregnate
June 6th, 2008 at 4:43 am
Damn! What’s he doing with her belly…
June 29th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
The face is pretty, but the rest a’int natural, from her silicone boobs down to that shaved crotch. (Damn you Hef, do you like that? Do we have YOU to blame for that shit? Man, I miss a nice pubic triangle and real titts, oh well.) This girl comes from dysfunctional white trash and Hef is just plain senile. Go ahead girl, pop out another Hefner and hope he croaks soon, or ya just might be smelling his shitty diapers the next 20 years, unlike what you think you will be doing, fucking some young beach boy (Of course, remeber what happened to Nicole Simpson). Is the money realy worth it? I guess it beats the shit out of waiting tables, but who do you see when looking into the mirror?
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Willie Boy is so right. Shes a slut, he’s a rich loser. the real question is why do we care?
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:09 am
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September 19th, 2008 at 9:59 am
they are sooo cute i love both of them! Hes an amazing person and shes smart and beautiful!
October 11th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
That is what money and little blue pills can do for you.