Ooh La La, Look Who’s So Important
January 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet
George Clooney was named a United Nations Messenger of Peace today.
Does that make his stupid girlfriend the First Hooker of the United Nations?
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January 31st, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Holy shit. What?
January 31st, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Wow. How did the girlfriend in that discussion?
January 31st, 2008 at 4:51 pm
*fit in
January 31st, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Shouldn’t qualified professionals be doing these jobs instead of movie actors? This is getting out of hand!
January 31st, 2008 at 10:56 pm
EB!!!!!!!!!!!!! you make me laugh, first hooker for the united nations ha ha ha ha ha he he *coughting * ha ha ha
February 1st, 2008 at 9:25 am
Haha! I bet he was floored and dying to escape when this project came to fruitation and he was voted in as Head Hauncho Leader of PEACE. Let’s see big bad George put in some actual work and get some stunning good results from years and years of only whiney criticising.. and finger pointing..
February 1st, 2008 at 9:31 am
George Clooney is the MAN. He’s fighting the good fight in Dafur. Great observation, Evil Beet. First Hooker! Does she get some sort of prize, like an STD or something? She better leave my guy alone.
February 6th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Does this mean that Humanitarian George Clooney will win the academy award now? Anyone who hooks up with the UN seems to win some kind of an award. What’s wrong with his girlfriend, she seems nice and she sure is pretty, we can do without her sort hanging around George. She’s just keeping the seat warm for me.