Not So Fierce

January 30th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Seriously, for a “top model,” this girl does not photograph well.

ANTM winner Caridee English walks the red carpet at the launch party for the new Blackberry Pearl.

Has she put on weight? Like, almost entirely in her face? She looks about 40 years old.


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19 Responses to “Not So Fierce”

  1. Sarie says:

    Arugula, she does look old!

  2. Darth Paul says:

    That’s what happens when white girls think they can tan indefinitely. Also, she should be flogged for wearing that shade of red. Really, people need to get back to getting their colors done. I’m tired of folks (usually women) thinking they can pull off any ol bright color when, in fact, they cannot. Canary yellow NEVER looks good on a natural blonde, for example…

  3. Janine says:

    Melrose should have won that season.

  4. Rosie says:

    Are you sure Darth Paul that Canary yellow NEVER looks good on a natural blond? I believe, Ms. Reese Witherspoon rocked it out in a Canary yellow dress a couple years ago!

  5. JK says:

    Turn around a booty shot w/o booty

  6. MissPinkKate says:

    Her nose is so red.

  7. Anonymous says:

    …But you thought Lindsay Lohan looked good a couple posts ago? I’m so confused.

  8. EVIL DICK says:

    Her nose is as red as my HOSE

  9. Skye says:

    I never rooted for her, so i say HAHA to YOU, America’s Next Top Model! Ha! You should have listened to me!!

  10. Darth Paul says:

    Rosie: since I love the Reese, I’ll have to review it…but she’s the exception that proves the rule, if so.

    I’m with you, Anonymous. How is this lady any worse looking than LiLo?

  11. Aurora says:

    Tyra needs to pull her back and teach her how to pose again? She looks like she has to tinkle with her leg and ankle all twisted like that. TEEHEE suckah. I should have one that cycle damn it.,

  12. piedlourde says:

    Ugh, never liked the gal. Looks like a horse to me, nothing special about her.

  13. Eden says:

    They must have been on drugs when they chose her, blimey, america is full of beautiful women is this the best they could do?

  14. painpill says:

    DARTH PAUL IS HILARIOUS AND RIGHT ON LMAO

  15. gia says:

    i thought she was “model pretty” on the show, but here just plain pretty. maybe she is on antidepressants, they make your face fuller sometimes. she is still way prettier & less tranny-like than jaslene.

  16. lex says:

    ya her face is way old. she looks to pin up.

  17. Pinkey says:

    She looks a bit old here, but Melrose looks like her mother. I’m glad that fake bitch lost.

  18. sam says:

    she has a nise body and she is sixey

  19. Carolan says:

    Please remember that she has an autoimmune disease. If she’s taking something like prednisone – even temporarily – it will make her face look fuller than normal. Give the girl a break.

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