How the Fuck Did Brian Austin Green Land Megan Fox????
January 30th, 2008 by Evil Beet
How David Silver is banging, like, the hottest chick in Hollywood is a total mystery to me.
And how he’s complaining about it is an even bigger mystery.
He began comparing Megan to the girl that he had been going out with before her who he’d broken up with for Fox, saying that Fox is behaving just like her. Apparently, the 21-year-old Transformer star is extremely set in her ways. The entire relationship was based on her terms, beginning with a “white board,” upon which the pair would document the amount of time allotted to their relationship, family, and work. Green strove to maintain a fifty percent balance between time spent each other, and time spent apart. Fox, however, would sneak behind his back and erase planned dates with Green in order to have more time away from him. In fact, she would regularly cancel plans at the last moment, often by text. Throughout their turbulent relationship, Fox would threaten to get her lawyer involved in their disputes, while Green expressed his shock to his friend as he has never had a personal attorney in his “entire” life. He complained animatedly about how “unfair” their relationship was.
He must have landed her before she was all famous and shit.
Now it’s time for her to date Tony Romo.
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January 30th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Doesn’t he have a kid with Vanessa Marcil, also of 90210 fame? They were engaged at one point, I believe. Those crazy kids from West Beverly!
January 30th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Wait, I’m confused. Did they break up?
That girl seems to be freaky…I
January 30th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Say what you want. I still think B.A.G. is completely hot.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
is one of his eyebrows like 3 inches longer than the other? or is that just the lighting?
January 30th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Roma, I totally agree. LOOK at that picture. He’s totally fuckable. (Holy Shit, I think I’ve been reading that Tucker Max book for too long.)
January 30th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
seriously. it has to be at least half an inch longer. how could you deal with that?
January 30th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Ok is nobody here totally flabbergasted by the “white board” thing? Forget the covert erasing on Fox’s part, the red flag here should have been the “white board.”
January 30th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
He’s absolutely hot. And he and Vanessa Marcil didn’t have kids. I don’t get it, did these two break up or something? They look like siblings. This whole story sounds like something made up. What guy in his right mind would emasculate himself like this in the media … besides Tom Cruise? Oops, I did say “right mind”…
January 30th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Okay-I totally agree w/ La-Dee-Dah here-the whole white board thing …if you have to have a freakin white board to schedule time together, that is not your biggest problem! They both sound a little weird to be in a relationship like that.
Roma & Joni-B.A.G. is sooooooooooo totally still fuckable, David Silver was a geek, but a hot geek!
So~the question is how did Megan Fox land HIM?!
January 30th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
how did he land Megan Fox? Big cock, that’s how.
January 30th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Is it me or is David’s eyes looking a lil eyelined emo-esk… he sort of looks like Jared Leto for a split second, I have to admit he looks good OLDER!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I’m confused because I know I’m not Brian Austin Green… and yet…
January 30th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Brian Austin Green must be magical. He’s like a latter day Scott Baio. Remember when Scott Baio dated the likes of Alyssa Milano and countless other hotties? Well, back in the 90210 days, BAG also used to bag Tiffani Amber Thiessen–as desirable a starlet as existed in that era.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I wondered how he bagged her a long time ago. She’s so effing hot, with the most disgustingly perfect abs. But now I know. She’s effing crazy
January 30th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
her hotness factor is seriously decreased by the clubbed thumbs. sorry, but nothing turns off hotness quicker in my book than those stubby mushroom-like thumbs, i don’t care how toned her abs are….
January 30th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
JoJo when u find miss perfect post the picture here lol
January 30th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Because she’s not too bright. Have you seen her tatoos? Uhhh duh!
January 31st, 2008 at 6:46 am
Vanessa Marcil and Brian Austin Green do indeed have a son named Kassius. They were engaged before he was with Megan Fox, so I wonder if she’s the one who got dumped.
January 31st, 2008 at 5:10 pm
brian austin green is soooooo sexy! oh my god, who wouldn’t date him?
February 1st, 2008 at 8:19 pm
yo b-rad.. ease up on the coke
February 1st, 2008 at 10:02 pm
I don’t think Megan Fox will marry Brian Austin Green and I think she should brake up with him.Besides, he looks like Kevin Federlines dad.
February 1st, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Does any one know if the writers are still on strike becuase I heard they were gonna make TRANSFORMERS 2.
February 1st, 2008 at 10:29 pm
I heard BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN is cheating on MEGAN FOX.
February 6th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
It will come and DARKNESS will fall I promisee.
April 6th, 2008 at 4:18 am
fools Megan Fox will not marry Brian Austin Green because next film transformers 2 will be released in 2009
April 20th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Brian Austin is an ugly bastard! How he scored with Megan Fox, I’ll never know. Megan Fox is a hot woman. WHOO!!
June 1st, 2008 at 4:27 pm
i dont know how he got megan fox but hes still really hot
August 23rd, 2008 at 9:35 am
he looks old enouugh to be her dad too
August 23rd, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Hey Eden, JoJo is right. It’s not about complete perfection. It’s a fact that those jacked up thumbs are disgusting. Makes one look trollish!
October 15th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
well i think that both brain and megan are fucking discrace!!!!!!!!!!
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:42 am
You are criticizing her for her clubbed thumbs: It’s just a genetic trait that is shared by many people. If it bothers you this much, you’re the one with the problem.