Figure This Shit Out
January 30th, 2008 by Evil BeetSeriously. Explain this to me. Please.
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January 31st, 2008 at 2:33 am
Mini is my idol he gets all the pussy.
January 31st, 2008 at 4:36 am
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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January 31st, 2008 at 5:50 am
ha ha ha ha she must like how he drunk pees off scooters in corners.
January 31st, 2008 at 6:06 am
Am I the only one who can see that they must be siblings? It’s all in the nose, otherwise I am at a complete loss.
January 31st, 2008 at 6:37 am
It’s probably the money, and who knows, maybe he’s hung like a horse.
January 31st, 2008 at 7:47 am
That’s the Jessica Simpson look-alike they sent to one of those football games
January 31st, 2008 at 7:54 am
he’s a tripod baby, yeah!!!!!
January 31st, 2008 at 7:57 am
It’s obvious!He’s got a huge personality!!!
January 31st, 2008 at 10:05 am
She heard Mike Myers is taken and Dr. Evil is just too evil. Besides, you know what they say about little people in the sack? No, really, I haven’t heard any info, so if you have any, please share. I hear he’s a perfectly desirable guy–a wretched drunk, a womanizer, the kind of guy every [straight] girl dreams of marrying. Oh, and Tommy Lee has nothing on Verne.
January 31st, 2008 at 10:56 am
Sarie, I agree-I think they look a little related, too.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:40 am
Lmao Beet , u actually made me laugh out loud with the title of this. xP
January 31st, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Some people just have a midget fetish….
January 31st, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Some women like to get fisted obviously this lady likes to get armed, they look related though so if they are disregard
January 31st, 2008 at 9:07 pm
money money money……
January 31st, 2008 at 11:37 pm
My God no amount of money could make me suck up to someone that could easily fit in my handbag ,what is the world coming to?
February 1st, 2008 at 9:59 am
mini me needs love 2.
February 1st, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Two things, either the girl likes hanging out with Mini-Me, because he fun and obviously can’t fuck her or it gives her publicity; possibly Mini-Me pays her as an escort to hang with him.
February 1st, 2008 at 11:39 pm
nah, if you remember in the movie mini me drops his business to the floor to show austin, thereby affirming that he is, in fact, a living tripod. she’s obviously hoping for such a demonstration.
March 19th, 2008 at 6:22 am
FUCKIN WEIRDOSSS