Figure This Shit Out

January 30th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Seriously. Explain this to me. Please.


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19 Responses to “Figure This Shit Out”

  1. JK Says:

    Mini is my idol he gets all the pussy.

  2. Ernestine Says:

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    ?

  3. Aurora Says:

    ha ha ha ha she must like how he drunk pees off scooters in corners.

  4. Sarie Says:

    Am I the only one who can see that they must be siblings? It’s all in the nose, otherwise I am at a complete loss.

  5. Pineapple Says:

    It’s probably the money, and who knows, maybe he’s hung like a horse.

  6. Amanda Says:

    That’s the Jessica Simpson look-alike they sent to one of those football games

  7. melissa Says:

    he’s a tripod baby, yeah!!!!!

  8. From Oz Says:

    It’s obvious!He’s got a huge personality!!!

  9. skeelo Says:

    She heard Mike Myers is taken and Dr. Evil is just too evil. Besides, you know what they say about little people in the sack? No, really, I haven’t heard any info, so if you have any, please share. I hear he’s a perfectly desirable guy–a wretched drunk, a womanizer, the kind of guy every [straight] girl dreams of marrying. Oh, and Tommy Lee has nothing on Verne.

  10. Zelda Says:

    Sarie, I agree-I think they look a little related, too.

  11. Aymii Says:

    Lmao Beet , u actually made me laugh out loud with the title of this. xP

  12. Kristen Says:

    Some people just have a midget fetish….

  13. Tatiana Says:

    Some women like to get fisted obviously this lady likes to get armed, they look related though so if they are disregard

  14. combjockey Says:

    money money money……

  15. Eden Says:

    My God no amount of money could make me suck up to someone that could easily fit in my handbag ,what is the world coming to?

  16. snow cone Says:

    mini me needs love 2.

  17. God Says:

    Two things, either the girl likes hanging out with Mini-Me, because he fun and obviously can’t fuck her or it gives her publicity; possibly Mini-Me pays her as an escort to hang with him.

  18. lol Says:

    nah, if you remember in the movie mini me drops his business to the floor to show austin, thereby affirming that he is, in fact, a living tripod. she’s obviously hoping for such a demonstration.

  19. Holly Says:

    FUCKIN WEIRDOSSS

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