Everyone’s Still Pregnant

January 30th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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2008 is the year to be preggers.

Ethan Hawke and girlfriend Ryan Shawhughes are expecting a baby. “They are over the moon,” a pal tells In Touch about the pregnancy. Ethan, 37, and Ryan, 28, first met when she worked as a nanny for the actor during his marriage to Uma Thurman.

Ethan has two children with Uma already.

Banging the nanny?

How Jude Law.


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6 Responses to “Everyone’s Still Pregnant”

  1. jinx says:

    Yikes! I remember when he was HOT.

  2. Crassy says:

    Does he have a mullet?

  3. Alan says:

    If I had been lucky enough to be married to Uma Thurman, I wouldn’t have given her up for the nanny. I’d still be fucking her at least five times a day (not to mention the fun I could be having with those tits of her’s.)

  4. Aurora says:

    Ah Alan some men are just rock stupid, alas Ethan!!!!

  5. Pinkey says:

    He was on a show recently crying about the loss of his marriage. Way to rebound, you whiney bastard.

  6. Holly says:

    Dumb ass

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