Deeeeeeerunk

January 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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A tipsy Jessica Simpson gets a hand from Tony Romo as she tries to get in the car after seeing 80s metal band Metalskool perform at The Key Club on the Sunset Strip.


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14 Responses to “Deeeeeeerunk”

  1. Sylvia says:

    If you can’t handle drinking, Why drink in the first place.

  2. cuddlesmcgee says:

    Um.. I think that is the position she takes when men line up behind her drunk or sober.

  3. tarn says:

    Cuddles – it’s funny cos it’s true… ;-)

  4. lollylicious says:

    at least shes legally old enough and she’s not driving.

  5. ThatBoy says:

    Sylvia you’re stupid…the point in drinking is to be like that, it’s a great feeling. who drinks to stay sober…think about what you say before you say it.

  6. judy says:

    Here they are trying to make everyone think they are some cute couple. She is annoying as hell.
    Drinking in excess is not cute. Who sets out to need help walking and think that is fun and the objective? Not cute or funny.
    You can drink without being sloppy drunk.

  7. truth says:

    Yall just haters. You with you could go out kickin it and have someone escort you to your car, and then drive you home. How many of you stumble to your cars drunk, then drive drunk? Anyone who says that they’ve never done the latter is lying, or lame!

  8. shevymc says:

    atleast she’s not driving…some people try to find every reason not to like JS but the truth is…there is no reason….she hasnt done anything to anybody…i look like that most of the time i drink! Most people drink to get drunk! ROCK ON JESSICA

  9. Aurora says:

    ha ha ha look at her sour puss face she is making to keep the vomit in…. ha ha ha tony should have done her right there in the door stupid bitch

  10. Zanna says:

    See that face Romo is making in the first picture? That’s the face of a man that’s not getting any that night and knows it.

  11. sara says:

    damn someone needs to make a hair apt! those roots are horrible!!!

  12. nonono says:

    “How many of you stumble to your cars drunk, then drive drunk? Anyone who says that they’ve never done the latter is lying, or lame!”

    truth, how old are you, 12? 22? No, most sane people don’t do either.

  13. Diane Says: says:

    Who cares at least she has the brains not to drive so big deal

  14. cat lover 85 says:

    jessica simpson are you drunk ?

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