Tom Arnold Is Totally Sober
January 27th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Totally.
Fucking.
Sober.
Hurry, someone get Amy Winehouse down here so the two of them can compare notes on how they’re so goddamn sober all the time.
With Kate Mara at some event for the Giants in LA.
I have no idea who Kate Mara is, and, my guess is neither does Tom Arnold. In fact, my guess is Tom Arnold doesn’t even know where he is right now. Fuck, Tom Arnold doesn’t even know where his glasses are right now.
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His red face really brings out the yellow in his teeth. Thats a nice buttered popcorn shade of yellow. Dammit, now I want some popcorn.
Ick! That makes me not want popcorn.
Kate Mara had a stint on season 1 or 2 of Nip/Tuck, playing the girlfriend of Matt McNamara who becomes a lesbian.
But more importantly, she totally played Heath Ledgers daughter in Brokeback Mountain, so maybe thats a sympathy hug from Tom.
An eightball has no chance of survival around Tommy Boy.
shes ducking that caca breath poor thing
Tom had to be high on coke and drunk to wake up every day in bed with Roseann Bar
Kate Mara’s family OWNS the Giants, dipshit.
^kates family owns the giants but you need anger management
I don’t know who Kate Mara is but she can visit me any time she wants to, and stay forever.
And her sexy self was in that horrible SNIPER movie opposite Mark Wahlberg.
Oh, so good to hear that. Seems I have seen he at an interracial dating club mixedfriends.com or somewhere just like that. Not sure whether it is true or not.
HEATH LEDGERS DAUGHTER IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
With her pedigree is it any wonder she’s a star?
Tom Arnold gives me the hebegeebees!
Chris Mara joined the Giants as Vice President of Player Evaluation on July 29, 2003
tommy has a nice meth mouth and if he gets any higher he will be floating of the ground