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Eva Longoria Confuses Me

January 24th, 2008 by Spiteful Lars


Eva Longoria Confuses Me

There are many women I have the “hots” for. It’s just that Eva Longoria isn’t one of them. Yet every marketing effort that surrounds her seems to be on how “sexy” she is.

Take for instance this new movie she’s pimping in this photo, Over Her Dead Body.

Now, in fairness, I haven’t seen it. But I have heard from industry folk that it’s just wretched. And they wouldn’t dare lie to me because I hold grudges forever.

My point (yes, I have one) is this: Let’s just market Eva as the quasi-hot mom. There are worse things to be, right?


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15 Responses to “Eva Longoria Confuses Me”

  1. Artemis Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 9:53 am

    I just don’t get her appeal either.

  2. amanda Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 10:00 am

    horrendous outfit… so eighties. she does nothing for me.

  3. TuTu Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    I just call it the “large head” theory. Alot of celebs have super large heads compared to their bodies and we are subconsiously attracted to them. *falls off bar stool*

  4. snow cone Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    MILF is alot hotter than quasi hot mom, right? I don’t get it either~

  5. okay... Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    she makes it SO easy to dislike her-

  6. lollylicious Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    her love for texas makes her even more intolerable. fuckin cowboys.

  7. Aurora Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    I dont get it. She looks like every other brown hair’d spanish chick out there except she doesnt have any hips and she doesnt dress like she was blind.

    She is up ther with Natalie Portman Who?????? YAWN FEST

  8. Ernestine Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    I don’t like her EEEEEITHERRR!

    Aurora — I think Natalie’s gorgeous! She reminds me of a fawn — all long-lashed and graceful.

    We all have our tastes, though. But Eva is sssooooossososoossoosos generic, IMO.

  9. Pinkey Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    I tried to like her, really, I did. *sigh*

  10. Persistent Cat Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    With make-up, I think she’s gorgeous.

    What drives me crazy is how some women just don’t know how to dress simple and elegant. A few months ago, Jessica Simpson showed up to some charity event and wore a frock that nuns wouldn’t even wear. They don’t understand how to dress appropriately so they end up looking like Alexis Carrington or Jessica Fletcher.

    I thought they had stylists.

  11. dodohead Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    what do you call this outfit???

  12. La-Dee-Dah Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    I call this outfit Claire Huxtable fucks Desperately Seeking Susan.

  13. erica Says:
    January 25th, 2008 at 10:38 am

    i saw that same blouse in the kenneth cole reaction section at macy’s. 4 REALS! i tried it on in white and sent it back to fulfill its destiny as retail garbage with a stop on the clearence rack before a permanent interment at TJ maxx.

  14. xiaoecho Says:
    January 27th, 2008 at 8:25 am

    Hate those ‘twin towers’ stockings

  15. Sex Says:
    January 30th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    Sex

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