I Hate Tom Brady
I know you guys probably love him. That’s fine. I’m not judging you. But I hate Thomas Brady.
Just look at him. Here with Gisele, his girlfriend. Whatever, dude, that leather jacket makes you look like a member of the West Side Story Jets.
Evidently there was an awkward little moment between Gis, Tom, and Leo last night.
This happens to me all the time. See, I used to have this girlfriend who was nominated for multiple Oscars. But then I started dating this chick who is a tennis pro pulling down seven figures a year. You know how that goes. Then we’d occasionally all show up at the same Jiffy Lube to get our 2003 Hyundai Sonata worked on, including a new air filter, and it would be so very weird. It was like “So, how’s the acting going?” while my new girl toy practiced her backhand, pretending not to be infuriated with me.
But she was.
So yeah, anyway, I loathe this T-Brad guy.
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January 22nd, 2008 at 9:56 am
My Lord, he is sooooo HOT
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:28 am
They live in Manhattan but I never see him out & about cuz I would pull a Tonya Harding on him asap. Lets go Giants!!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 am
He is one of the luckiest men on the planet, and I can’t stand his ass either. Sorry JK, he’s gonna have a perfect season, and there is no joy in that statment.
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:47 am
When he gets tired of impregnating supermodels, he can shine up his Superbowl Ring! *sobbing*
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:03 am
I don’t find him attractive. I did until I saw his cro-magnum-man-big-missing-link-proof-of-evolution forehead. Now I think he’s icky. He has a baby mama, that’s always gross.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:07 am
He is…NOT attractive and a jerk! Have yet to see him with his SON. Gisele looks and sounds like a guy.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:14 am
Gisele is a horse by birth and I should know. Don’t believe the hype people!
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:55 am
He’s a douche and a half
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
The report said he WAS NOT drinking alcohol. Seems like his only vice is Supermodels, lucky mofo.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
you are going to lose readers by saying things like that! TOM BRADY RULES ALL…
GO PATS!
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
The PATS can read?
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I thought the Patriots just filmed everything LOL!
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:51 pm
that happens to me, too…only it’s at midas and it’s with my accent
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT! Tom Brady is a douche-pickle.
The QB is dating a supermodel. BORING.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Whenever I am on the upper Eastside he hides like a sissy cuz he knows I’ll be the next Mark Chapman.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Whenever I am on the upper Eastside he hides like a sissy cuz he knows I’ll be the next Mark Chapman. Where he’s baby momma?
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:36 am
His baby momma does he at least pay child support? since you never see them together? lol
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Hate. Large, oddly shaped head. He probably has sperm like K-Fed. I just glanced at him and I think I’m pregnant with his baby.
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:15 pm
you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online ad*ult club , by which you are seeking a sexy girl for extramarital relationship..the evidence is here http://www.militaryfriends.com/photo/cutie
January 24th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Say what you will about Tom, he is a FUCKING AMAZING QUARTER BACK and will go down in history as LEGEND!!!!!!!
Go Pats…. I’m from Boston
January 24th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Ahahaha Aurora you crack me up. Sure he’ll be a legend to the people that actually like the Patriots! As for Tom Brady I can’t stand the guy either.
January 24th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
i agree with mr. ed. gisele looks like a horse and is she really REALLY brazilian? her last name sounds germanic (i could be wrong, never bothered to look her up) bridget moynahan is much more beautiful.
tom brady looks like he got sacked too many times… in the head. he always has a dumb look on his face.
and seriously new yorkers, we need to get this guy out of town. he plays for the pats.
January 31st, 2008 at 8:57 am
i CAN’T STAND HIM. everyone puts him on such a pedestal-he can do no wrong in boston. leaving his gorgeous girlfriend whose pregnant for some heinous horse-faced skeleton..someone needs to knock the hell out of him on sunday
February 1st, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Tom Brady kicks ass…anyone that thinks otherwise it obviously jealous!
February 1st, 2008 at 12:49 pm
say sarah is full or crap
February 1st, 2008 at 3:58 pm
tom brady rocks you guys have a fucken problem
February 3rd, 2008 at 5:47 pm
yeah, tom is a douche.
February 3rd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
No no, you’re mistaken. Tom Brady is indeed a douche.
February 26th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
HEY, I AM A GIANTS FAN AND HE IS A CRY BABY
REAL MEN PLAY THE GAME! I BET HE WEARS SANDALS. I CAN’T STAND GUYS THAT WEAR SANDALS. GOTTA BE BOOTS OR WORK BOOTS, AND NOT BE CHEATERS. LOVE YOUR SITE.
FOOTBALL IS A GAME, LIKE BRETT PLAYS IT, NOT A PUSSY BOY SHOWCASE FOR FAME.
GOD BLESS. ELI, BRETT, PEYTON, DAN MARINO, ETC.
June 12th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I HATE TOM BRADY. I AM PROUD TO BE A MANNING FAN. BOTH MY QB HAVE A RING NOW. AND I AM GLAD THAT THE GIANTS WON. GOOD LUCK TO ALL QB IN 2008 BUT NOT GOOD LUCK TO TOM.