Chris Noth’s Girlfriend Pops Out That Kid

January 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet


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It’s still baby season.

Chris Noth’s girlfriend, Tara Wilson, had a little boy, Orion Christopher Noth, on Friday.

“Chris and Tara are thrilled and all are doing well,” says their rep.

Jesus, looking at these pictures of Tara from January 12, it looks like she had about 8 kids. It looks like she ought to have birthed an entire replacement cast for Sex and the City.

The baby was 7 lbs., 10 oz. That’s a big kid, right?


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29 Responses to “Chris Noth’s Girlfriend Pops Out That Kid”

  1. Asta Says:

    Not really. That’s pretty normal.

  2. Horse Marine Says:

    Not particularly. I weighed 7 lbs, 11 oz, and I’m a girl! I don’t think I was considered to be humongous.

  3. Aurora Says:

    That is normal. But damn she looks HUGE!!!!!!!!!

    My daughter Ruby was 10.5 at birth… thats big. I have diabetes so that attributed to her weight at birth. And, I didnt have to push the lil sprite out… I had a c section. Of course, I didnt have the OPTION of requesting this c section like some of these giant IM SCARED OF THE PAIN, BABY celeb moms have done… Brit Brit and Christina… I actually had to be in labor for 48 hours before one of the those fucking idot doctors realized “Gee, I dont this baby is coming out this way” NO FUCKING WAY GENIUS!!!!!!

    Anyway… awwwwwwwwwwwww to them on thier baby!

  4. Stacey Says:

    THats average size my son was 11.5 he was the size of a 3 month old. but she looks huge

  5. Morning Sick Says:

    Finally and normal baby… This is a healthy size ,normal baby.. All the young stars that aren’t even “giving birth.” Yes they make the babies in their womb but when they start to get uncomfortable and their babies reach 6 pounds theyschedule a c-section and get them cut out….I guess thats what money buys you. A healthy baby is born at 40 weeks and is about 7.5 pounds plus.

  6. KaYkAy Says:

    Im sorry but this girl has one of the UGLIEST faces. Seriously? She is not cute at all. Not even the pregnancy glow helps this girl out. ♥

  7. Ashley Says:

    He seems like such a sleaze. Congrats to the slimeball & his girlfriend.

  8. Crassy Says:

    Fugly Parents = Fugly Kid. That toad is going to grow up to look like a foot.

  9. jpruitt76 Says:

    The kids a very normal weight…and she looks like most (non-celeb) women in the final weeks of a healthy pregnancy.

  10. Hiccup Says:

    Mr. Big should have been with a blond, huh? She’s a beautiful woman of color who ate real food and had a healthy baby. Take notes Hollyhood.

  11. DDdaza Says:

    It’s her eyebrows that make her look ugly. They warp her entire face.

  12. ctd Says:

    Why do people have such nasty things to say about an expectant mother, and an innocent newborn which they will never know? It’s easy to talk trash from behind a screen…cowardly and evil-hearted. Towards the end of term, of course there is bloating and discomfort. She is doing something amazing…u do not value human life. Have respect, because u would want people to respect you and your children if u ever have any. Or maybe that’s why you’re so bitter?

  13. Eden Says:

    Wow it is a shock to see Mr big with her though, dont expect him to be with a blond but they just dont fit together. hope all go`s well with the baby anyway. She looks like that celeb who`s cosmetic surgery went wrong u know cat face.

  14. Priscilla Says:

    when i had my baby girl this past june she was 7lbs 9oz, and noone could tell i was pregnant till i was almost 8months! and im small myself, this lady must just look really huge in this picture

  15. Eliza Says:

    It’s not strange to me that he’s with her considering he used to be married to Beverly Johnson, one of the 70s/80s black supermodels.

    If he was with a blond - that’s what I’d find strange.

  16. Audre Says:

    She only looks huge because unfortunate for you celeb hungry whores, she is by no means tall. She is very short and two she is carrying a boy its evident. Those boys sit up high, still never will understand that. The first person that can post some pics of a celeb at 9 months pregnant with a not-so-big or flat belly then I swear I will paypal you 100.00. Today.

  17. Louise Says:

    She kinda looks like Raven Symone with a face lift…not a bad thing, just makes me giggle anyway.

  18. Mari Says:

    Eliza, Christopher and Beverly were not married they just lived together for several years. Some of you and you know who are….are allowing a bit of your racist side to poke through. How could you judge a person you do not know, so very rude of you and again you know who you are. I wish Tara and Christopher the very best with their family. Besides at the end of the day do any of you really think your rude comments (oh yeah I guess they are opinions) really matter to either one of them. Afte rall do any of you pay their mortgage, car payment, make deposits into their bank accts, yes, I thought not. It is called living your life the way you want and not allowing small minds to matter. Was that too much? ….giggling, oops but I forgot who cares what any of you thinks anyway. All the best to Tara, Christopher and Orion, I am extremely happy for them. By the by 7lbs is healthy, Tara looks like she is carrying a boy and like she ate unlike some of the people in hollywood who give birth.

  19. Queen-B Says:

    I agree with Maria, all the nasty comments sound racist to me. As a black woman, I get so f-in tired of White America (or anyone non-black for that matter) judging African-American beauty. If you don’t understand it or like it…then keep it to yourself. Has ANY of you EVERY thought that they may be a perfect match for what’s going on inside?? WTF?? Who cares about how she looks, the same argument can be had about his age…and he’s NOT the best looking actor in Hollywood himself. And, how can you tell whether or not someone is a sleaze ball just by looking at them?? Are you (Ashley) basing that on his character on Sex and the city or the fact that he’s in a relationship with a black woman? As for KayKay, I’m sure the woman is loosing much needed sleep over what YOU think of her looks! LMAO…why don’t you post you photo on here so we can judge YOU?! He’s fuckin’ her, not you so your opinion so doesn’t matter!!!

    Ugh…some people of the world are so f-in weak!

  20. Tina Says:

    Not really. My daughter was kinda big…8lbs. 7oz.

  21. Nica Says:

    I see a great many white people publish their racist thoughts by hiding behind posts on sites like this one. She’s a beautiful black woman, carrying his child and for all you white women who don’t like it and white men who think you’re above having sex with a black woman, TOO DAMN BAD!!! I guess a lot of you were equally shocked by the fact that an African women had a son for HSH Prince Albert II of Monaco a few years ago. Obviously one of the most wealthiest and eligible bachelors in the world at the time who could probably have his pick of desirable white women, but chose to date an African woman. Granted, he did not propose to Nicole Coste, but no one put a gun to his head to compel him to sleep with her.

  22. kay Says:

    That is the normal size for a full term baby. I was huge at the end of my first pregnancy too. I gained 60 pounds. It wasn’t from eating too much either. the doctor said I had a large placenta and more than average amniotic fluid. It sucked though. My baby weighed only 5 pounds 6 ounces. I bet she has some horrid stretch marks!!!! Poor girl.

  23. Anonymous Says:

    I think it wonderful that Chris Noth found love. I think it wonderful that it doesn’t matter what color the love is. I applause Mr. Noth for his choice of love, because it shouldn’t the color.

  24. Teresa Says:

    There’s pics of the baby now…his name’s Orion (cool name)…very beautiful baby…he’s going to be one handsome man.
    This was her first pregnancy and majority of women seem to gain quite alot of weight/swollen with their first…

  25. withheld Says:

    Don’t hate the player…hate the game!!!!

  26. Leroy Says:

    She has a nose the size of the Holland Tunnell!! What an ugly pig!!

  27. sealinewuman Says:

    Wow, what a bunch of really nasty people! I always wonder what compels a person to make such negative remarks particularly to someone they don’t know. To the uninformed, Chris Noth has always dated women of colour, thats his preference I found that out about 14 years ago when I was a love struck PA working in the production office down the hall from the law and order production office, someone said hey you might have a chance he likes girls your complexion. Second of all he’s not a sleaze and happens to one of the nicest people who you could ever have the pleasure of running into on the elevator daily. My advice? save the negatives for situations and people that truly deserve it.

  28. Pretty Black woman Says:

    I think that all of you think it is ok when a Black man dates or marries a white woman but when we Black women dates or marries a White man it is all of a sudden a crime! Well the double standards have got to stop. As for all you racist white women, you all don’t look as good aas you thought you did. You are just white and that is all. Not so pretty or so great-just pale. Black women are exotic and beautiful with full round features that only white women can dream of and buy at the local plastic surgeon. I am GLAD he is dating and mating with a Black woman. So take that racists. Yeah take it.

  29. married to a white man Says:

    I am so sick of the double standards. I saw the baby pictures and he is white looking and beautiful. I am married 12 years to a white man and I am a black female. He loves me very much and told his family if they don’t accept me then don’t accept him. They came around and now his sister and I are best friends and even shop together on the weekends. See, there can be a happy ending for a Black woman and a white family as we have 2 kids together and they are beautifu. They don’t mind having a blond blue eyed father and a chocolate colored mom. We go good together. We have a true friendship and good good sex. Get over racist feelings White America as this is not going to go away and you are going to see more of this in the future. I know some Black women who date White men, but the White men just don’t be seen in public with them, but the sex and everything else is happening. Don’t be silly. It has and will always still happen. Chris and my husband are just some of the men who are bold enough to come out in the open and I encourage more White men to try it and don’t be afraid.

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