Paris Hilton and Simon Rex????
Word on the street is that Simon Rex and Paris Hilton were sucking face at a house party at Sundance last night.
Simon has a new album just released. It’s called Dirt Nasty, and it’s on an indie label. (Read all about how he was handing it out here.) I’m sure his PR people were like, “Look, at the very real risk of contracting oral herpes, we still think it’s crucial you try to hook up with someone like Paris Hilton while you’re at Sundance. You need the buzz.”
I guess Simon took one for the team.
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January 20th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Took one for the team OMG Beet, I guess the frigid weather has not dulled your sense of humor!
January 20th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
How many std’s do they have altogether?
January 20th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
hurray for porn stars!!
January 20th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Tats totelli aswone on wabkans i lik pi ad napple juioe ad ituwns ad
itbulds and bat sinipoiiion lok on tyh sde ad se tyh bg niplwes.
goo onn or wedfart ad tae a duamp.cooom
ad freasdyjasseica( i lik pie)
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January 20th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I lik pi ad napple juioe ad pie, too.
I’m not sure if those niplwes were that bg.
Either you have sticky keys, or I can understand your language.
Freaky.
By the by, I’ll tae a duamp where I wanna!
January 20th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
havent they hooked up before?
January 21st, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Mannnnnnnnn-I used to love him! How freakin old is he now?! He’s gotta be getting up there…scary
DAMMIT-does Paris have to infest everyone she comes in contact with?! Hollywood is not going to have a herpes free guy pretty soon-YUCK!!!