If You’re Trying to Figure Out Where to Score Blow in Park City

January 19th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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I swear, I had like five people come up to me last night and ask if I knew where they could score some shit.

I guess I look like the kind of person who knows.

This worries me.

Anyway, folks, I have the answer now: Find Samantha Ronson. She’s in Park City. With Mary-Kate Olsen.

At Harry O’s on Main Street last night.


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4 Responses to “If You’re Trying to Figure Out Where to Score Blow in Park City”

  1. Leslie Anne says:

    OMG She looks so butch (vomits a little in mouth)

  2. Dee says:

    Oh Dear Lord, not Samantha AGAIN!
    Just when I thought she was gone out of our lives…kabam!

    Anyway, love the website.
    Keep up the good work!

  3. Margo says:

    Evil Beet! I finally got thru…for some reason my computer won’t let me respond on your blog anymore! You sound like you are having a ball! Thanks for the ” Sundance Joint”! Good times!

  4. JK says:

    Mary-Kate enrolled at NYU cuz all she has to do is walk across the street to Washington Sq Park to score.

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