This Is Why I Don’t Wear White
January 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Well, okay, let’s be honest: there are a lot of reasons why I don’t wear white.
But this is one of them.
Is this menstrual blood?
Absolutely not.
Can we all pretend like it is and laugh our asses off?
Sure, kids. Sure.
Also: what the hell is she carrying? Coffee creamers? Ketchups? Ranch dressing?
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Looks like magic marker to me.
With her blond hair, I can’t help but think that if she were to have a darker complexion, that she would look exactly like the blond ape in Planet of the Apes.
chicken mcnuggets sauce
I heard on Kevin and Bean this morning (on KROQ) that this is how they put the Britney Preggo rumers to rest- that she was wearing white panties under those horrific fishnets and that the panties where RED!!!!!! THAT’S gross!
Mickey D’ Mc Nugget Sauce- Bar-B-Q! Or honey mustard. . .
Grandma? I didn’t know you had tattoos!
She looks liek she should eb standing on a corner somewhere begging to give someone head for $5…she just looks like shes STANK. She’s aged more than 20 yrs…she looks so…just…why???…I will never understand these trainwrecks.
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Looks like she was captured mid-Chicken Dance.
OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GGGOOODDD
The looks on the three guys’ faces just standing there watching are hilarious.
Hey she could play the chickin in sesame street lol , is it still going? if not she cold start one hahahehe
She needs the nuggets to go along with the sauce, and a milk shake wouldn’t hurt either.
Who will die first Amy or Britney?
OH OH OH JK puts out who will die first and NO ONE tells him how HATEFUL that is, I say MUSLIM PIG about a HONEST TO GOODNESS MUSLIM PIG and I get the fucking STAKE READY FOR MY BURNING!!!!!
LOL @ JK by they way… that s a close race man, I can’t even speculate , its a waiting game dude.
Boy talk about a mess, she looks scary, like an abortion escaped from FRAGGLE ROCK!!!!
HA HA HA that is so a METH HEAD’S DIET OF CHOICE to. ROFL. Just dipping sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why hasnt anyone caught Brit Brit sucking on a lil packet of hot sauce from taco bell??????
This is also why you shouldn’t do heroin and meth together.
Puke.
wow im very surprised to say this but her hair looked better the way it was with that birdsnest in it.
Aurora you interjected religion into your comment by calling him a “Muslim Pig” didn’t you know Islam forbids consuming pork? My comment about Brit & Amy was a observation due to their erratic/destructive/drug addicted behavior.
I saw a chick on 96th street last night that looked like Amy. But than I remembered George W banned her from USA.
I know that Muslims do not eat pork, I know I know its a PARADOX for Krist Sake!!!! DO I now have to follow my sarcasim with a LITERAL EXPLANATION!!!!!!!!!??????
And JK I know what your statement was about and I laughed my ass off…and since when does Speculating DEATH trump Religious Slurs??? <<<< Again that statement was a joke people… please dont tell me my sarcasim is being wasted here at the beet. This is like some of my A List stuff!!!!!!
WELL KEEP IT HOLLYWOOD AURORA IGNORANT BITCH
Its not Sarcasim its Racism that u expressed aurora and thats fucked up.
People People make up your minds am I racist or a bigot, geeesh!!!!
ROFL me a racist… ha ha ha if you only knew you bunch a lint lickers!!!
I mean that of course in the most loving of terms.
Amy, please, survive! i can not live without your songs, ill miss u!
sometimes i just wanna spank u, thats what u need, somebody needs to care of your life, cause how u can see, you are not doing this well.
She is a living tragedy