This Is Why I Don’t Wear White
Well, okay, let’s be honest: there are a lot of reasons why I don’t wear white.
But this is one of them.
Is this menstrual blood?
Absolutely not.
Can we all pretend like it is and laugh our asses off?
Sure, kids. Sure.
Also: what the hell is she carrying? Coffee creamers? Ketchups? Ranch dressing?
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January 18th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Looks like magic marker to me.
January 18th, 2008 at 10:59 am
With her blond hair, I can’t help but think that if she were to have a darker complexion, that she would look exactly like the blond ape in Planet of the Apes.
January 18th, 2008 at 11:09 am
chicken mcnuggets sauce
January 18th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I heard on Kevin and Bean this morning (on KROQ) that this is how they put the Britney Preggo rumers to rest- that she was wearing white panties under those horrific fishnets and that the panties where RED!!!!!! THAT’S gross!
January 18th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Mickey D’ Mc Nugget Sauce- Bar-B-Q! Or honey mustard. . .
January 18th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Grandma? I didn’t know you had tattoos!
January 18th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
She looks liek she should eb standing on a corner somewhere begging to give someone head for $5…she just looks like shes STANK. She’s aged more than 20 yrs…she looks so…just…why???…I will never understand these trainwrecks.
January 18th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
*like *be
January 18th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Looks like she was captured mid-Chicken Dance.
January 18th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GGGOOODDD
January 18th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
The looks on the three guys’ faces just standing there watching are hilarious.
January 18th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Hey she could play the chickin in sesame street lol , is it still going? if not she cold start one hahahehe
January 18th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
She needs the nuggets to go along with the sauce, and a milk shake wouldn’t hurt either.
January 19th, 2008 at 2:11 am
Who will die first Amy or Britney?
January 19th, 2008 at 8:05 am
OH OH OH JK puts out who will die first and NO ONE tells him how HATEFUL that is, I say MUSLIM PIG about a HONEST TO GOODNESS MUSLIM PIG and I get the fucking STAKE READY FOR MY BURNING!!!!!
LOL @ JK by they way… that s a close race man, I can’t even speculate , its a waiting game dude.
Boy talk about a mess, she looks scary, like an abortion escaped from FRAGGLE ROCK!!!!
January 19th, 2008 at 9:23 am
HA HA HA that is so a METH HEAD’S DIET OF CHOICE to. ROFL. Just dipping sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why hasnt anyone caught Brit Brit sucking on a lil packet of hot sauce from taco bell??????
January 19th, 2008 at 10:05 am
This is also why you shouldn’t do heroin and meth together.
January 19th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Puke.
January 19th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
wow im very surprised to say this but her hair looked better the way it was with that birdsnest in it.
January 19th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Aurora you interjected religion into your comment by calling him a “Muslim Pig” didn’t you know Islam forbids consuming pork? My comment about Brit & Amy was a observation due to their erratic/destructive/drug addicted behavior.
January 19th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I saw a chick on 96th street last night that looked like Amy. But than I remembered George W banned her from USA.
January 19th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I know that Muslims do not eat pork, I know I know its a PARADOX for Krist Sake!!!! DO I now have to follow my sarcasim with a LITERAL EXPLANATION!!!!!!!!!??????
And JK I know what your statement was about and I laughed my ass off…and since when does Speculating DEATH trump Religious Slurs??? <<<< Again that statement was a joke people… please dont tell me my sarcasim is being wasted here at the beet. This is like some of my A List stuff!!!!!!
January 19th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
WELL KEEP IT HOLLYWOOD AURORA IGNORANT BITCH
January 19th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Its not Sarcasim its Racism that u expressed aurora and thats fucked up.
January 20th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
People People make up your minds am I racist or a bigot, geeesh!!!!
ROFL me a racist… ha ha ha if you only knew you bunch a lint lickers!!!
I mean that of course in the most loving of terms.
February 3rd, 2008 at 5:55 am
Amy, please, survive! i can not live without your songs, ill miss u!
sometimes i just wanna spank u, thats what u need, somebody needs to care of your life, cause how u can see, you are not doing this well.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:53 am
She is a living tragedy