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Guess Who Was on My Flight to Sundance Last Night?



Here’s a hint: he introduced himself to me as “Mario.” And he wasn’t super friendly.



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19 Responses to “Guess Who Was on My Flight to Sundance Last Night?”

  1. Kate Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 10:38 am

    haha perez!!!!!!!!

  2. Cumalot Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 10:55 am

    His butt plug was probably bothering him.

  3. kimishoe Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    Awesome. But I want more details!!!

  4. Molly Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    Don’t gossip about him, it only gives him more power!

  5. Cumalot Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 11:58 am

    Very true Molly. That’s one queen that I wish would abdicate her throne. We’ll coronate Beet in her place. lol

  6. Cumalot Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 11:59 am

    Ok I know that blatant and shameless ass kissing, but so what.

  7. Cumalot Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 11:59 am

    Ok I know that was blatant and shameless ass kissing, but so what.

  8. piedlourde Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    Did he pay for two seats?

  9. MsAliMarie20 Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    I love Mario…

  10. Cumalot Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Hopefully he didn’t poop his pants on the plane.

  11. Erin Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    That’s funny. Ewww. You had to sit next to Perez? I’ll bet he reeks of twinkies. And effort.

    I must confess that I immediately thought of A.C. Slater when I read that post!

  12. Cumalot Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    I wasn’t kidding about poopy pants. The following is from http://www.rollingstone.com:

    In his own house, he was afraid of the toilet, fearing that some hand could rise up from the bowl, get a grip on his porky butt and haul him away. In a similar vein, between the ages of four and eight, he pooped his pants three or four times, unexpectedly, unwillingly, unhappily and so traumatically that he remembers each instance to this day.

    Hahaha

  13. Cumalot Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    The link to the article is below:

    (I hope this is not a no no)

    http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/16928530/perez_hilton_the_queen_of_mean/2

  14. emily Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    I guess im outta the loop - why did he introduce himself as ‘Mario’? Is it Perez Hilton? Sorry, Im lame.

  15. Cumalot Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    That’s his real name. Mario Lavandeira.

  16. JK Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 2:14 am

    He’s only nice to other fudge packers. He’s latino so why does he want to be white by taking on Paris’ surname?

  17. Aurora Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 8:14 am

    I really have no thoughts on Perez, he reminds me of a lil pile of swirly poop from one of my ferrets in front of my apt.door in the morning. EASILY PICKED UP AND DISCARDED IN THE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Just Saying Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 11:49 am

    Somebody told me that “Mario’s” web site was the bomb. I never got it. Then I stumbled onto Evil Beet and have been laughing my ass off ever since.

  19. evilgenius. Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Dear Beet: You are so cute and funny. Truth be told I wouldn’t know about you if it weren’t for Princess pepito’s website. I am glad you bought an ad on it though. I tune in to yours a lot more often. Your writing is very funny. I hope you do really well. Good luck!

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