Eddie Murphy Speaks!
January 16th, 2008 by Evil Beet“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further. While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”
Heh.
Nobody wants to marry your sorry ass, Eddie.
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January 16th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I think he finally realized she didn’t have a penis. Do your homework, Eddie!
January 16th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
i am not surprised - Hey is he considering marrying Johnny Gil?
January 16th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Hahahahahaha! Love it!!!
January 16th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
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January 17th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
That sad, Eddie I think your great it will all work out
January 17th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
That’s sad, Eddie I think your great it will all work out
January 18th, 2008 at 8:43 am
I’m sure she was all for it until the “legal” prenuptial showed up and then the gold digger went on her way to the next victim
January 18th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Lawd ham mercy!! Will ya’ll rich azz holes stop sleeping with everything you see! How nasty!!
January 29th, 2008 at 1:20 am
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