What Is Wrong with Elijah Wood?
January 14th, 2008 by Evil Beet
I mean, is it just me, or does it seem like he never quite got out of his Lord of the Rings character?
Remember when he used to be hot?
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January 14th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Once a hobbit always a hobbit; he never did anything for me, I preferred his elf companion much more, much, much more!
January 14th, 2008 at 11:51 am
He does look like a freakin’ hobbit…beautiful freaky eyes tho. I’m just not digging the pubic facial hair thing.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Love his eyes but other than that…yea…I’m thinkin he needs to do a lil grooming.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
no … i dont remember when he was hot.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
i believe he’s growing his hair out for a role. as for the facial hair… well, i suppose it’s easier than shaving! i wouldn’t mind seeing a clean-shaven face again. he’s still hot, just sort of in hiding.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I don’t get into gay men…
January 14th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I used to have a thing for him..which is unusual for me. I’m not attracted to celebrities. most of them are a little too groomed..but i’ve always liked him. even pre-hobbit Elijah.
I’d bet he’s much hotter than Orlando Bloom though..i’ve had lunch with Bloom, and he’s definitely not all he’s cracked up to be.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
oops, that comment above is mine…i forgot mah name!
January 14th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
He’s ‘tarded too?
January 14th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I like the colour of his eyes bu that’s about it. After the LOTR, I am convinced his feet look like that and nothing can convince me otherwise.
Hey Juliet, why is Mr. Bloom not at all what he is cracked up to be? I need to know, perhaps you can correct my crush on him. Thanks:)
January 14th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
He looks great, but I guess it doesn;t make a difference what we think. He only needs to look good for his girl friend/fiance, or as he calls her “mate” - Pam Racine.
January 14th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Oooo, gimme the leetle cutie pie wif the big blue eyes. I want to hug him and pet him and call him George.
January 14th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
“He only needs to look good for his girl friend/fiance, or as he calls her “mate” - Pam Racine.”
*ROTFLMAO*! You mean you people are STILL clinging to the idea that Pamela is his fiance? OMG! That was a translation error in Alex De Iglesia’s blog AGES ago.
Like it or not, in a way, it does matter what the public thinks, because it is the public who will either choose to see his films, therefore making them successful, or not.
I don’t know what the future holds for Mr. Wood, but I somehow doubt that he is going to marry anytime soon. He nor Ms. Racine are the marrying kind at this point in the game. I just find it hilarious, to still people who cling to that error!
January 15th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Elijah was hot. Elijah is hot. Elijah will always be hot. And he’s even hotter in real life - I’ve met him several times, also his girlfriend Pam. Elijah is a beautiful human being - inside and out.
January 15th, 2008 at 11:55 am
meh, I’d still fuck the hell out of him
January 15th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Relax ladies, he’s just growing his first beard ever without fear. I know, because I was also a late beard-bloomer and probably looked just as scary to my paramours back then, too.
And that wasn’t really THAT long ago, now that I scratch my beard and think about it..
January 16th, 2008 at 12:04 am
He’s probably growing his hair out for a role, but… I do think it’s scary that his hair color matches his jacket color exactly. WHY? Why would anyone do that? It looks ridiculous. And with his big freaky eyes, he should never widen them whatsoever. He looks scary.
January 16th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Never really saw anything in Elijah, though I like alot of his movies, and (please don’t hate me for saying it) I really think he was the only mistake Peter Jackson made with LOR
January 27th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Amo a este nene-hombre mas que a nada, daría cualquier cosa por conocerlo…(es solo una forma de decir!!)
February 2nd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I have never seen him face to face, but if I do I will jump on him even if he’s covered with mud and got a deadly disease!!!! He is so pretty and small and his eyes are so honest and blue …..well, I am so much into him that I married someone who looks kind of like him, but taller hehehhehe, I got my hobbit now! And I think his girlfriend looks like a dude kind of….he needs some delicate little pretty girl, but it’s his life and choice after all, she might be good……heheeeh
March 6th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Elijah Wood……lvoely ….expressive…huge water like eyes……and does a kickin british asccent….he is more actor than just his character of Frodo…he just happene dto be REALLLLY good at it
March 6th, 2008 at 10:22 am
sorry…end of finals week and I cannot type…but yes..LOVELY eyes….lol
March 20th, 2008 at 6:59 am
I THINK HE IS ONE OF THE SEXIEST MEN ALIVE! HE HAS GORGEOUS EYES AND HAS AN INCREDIBLE ACTING TALENT! I WOULD FUCK THE HOBBIT OUT OF HIM, SINCE YOU GUYS KEEP SAYING HE’S IN A HOBBIT STAGE. I DONT CARE HE’S FUCKIN HOT AS HELL!
April 29th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I think he is HOT! Don’t luv the hair, but he was amazing as Frodo!
April 29th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I AGREE WITH NAOMI! ELIJAH IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Anyone who reads this and LOVES Elijah as Frodo, please leave a comment for me! I LOVE FRODO!
June 19th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Ok where do I start? Ranting time…
1. His acting is kinda like…erm… BAD!!!
2. Everything I do he copies! >..< (well atually I don’t know what he smells like? But I imagine he would smell like that?)
10. Rant randt blahhh blahhh ranty blahh….
June 29th, 2008 at 10:15 am
I love him
July 1st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
he is my dear for ever.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
pan is a bitch and a whore
August 25th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I Love you Elijah Wood. You are my favorite actor, and you are in fantastic movies, and hopefully other awsoume movies to come in the future. But PLEASE Elijah Wood. Shave that beard, and cut your hair. I’m saying this out of the goodness of my heart <333. I still love you though. THAt will never change.
November 19th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
this is for Hobbit girl and all others who LOOOOVE him.. if i met him i swear to god i’d start screaming and faint. i heart u Elijah