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Paris Hilton Eats Shit

January 14th, 2008 by Evil Beet


I’m having a shitty day. No particular reason — it’s more like 8000 little reasons — but I’m having a shitty day nonetheless. I have to believe that I’m not the only person having a shitty day today.

If you’re one of the many people in the world who are having a shitty day today, I suggest you watch — repeatedly — this little clip of Paris Hilton falling on her face as she gets out of an SUV. Then go look at the Evil Eye Baby. It’ll cheer you up a bit.


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9 Responses to “Paris Hilton Eats Shit”

  1. Ashley Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    What a dumbass. It doesn’t even look like she tripped or anything, she’s just THAT stupid to fall on her own!

    Reminds me of when Jessica Simpson toppled over on the sidewalk…with nothing in the way.

    Such idiots!!!

  2. Yum Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Hey, it take some people longer to get the hang of gravity. I love it when dumb things happen to dumb people. Ha!

  3. wasku Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Geez ashley why all the anger??

  4. Ashley Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    Ummmmm, wasku, you must be as stupid as they are-no anger whatsoever in the last post.

    Just pointing out, once again, (like we forgot) what dumbasses they are…now you’re included. CONGRATS!!! :)

  5. wasku Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    YAY i feel special

  6. Cumalot Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Priceless! Too much helium in her head and not enough grey matter.

  7. Jannie Baby Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 4:59 am

    I’m embarrassed to admit this, but I once tripped over a shadow. Course, I was totally hammered at the time, but still… it happens.

  8. chelsea Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    She just seems trashed

  9. Qui Gon Jenn Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Thanks Beet. How’d you know I was having a horrible day?

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