Katie Holmes Wins Award for Biggest Bag Ever
January 14th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Stand down, Mary-Kate Olsen! You lose, sweetheart. For all I know, you’re currently inside Katie Holmes’ bag.
Seriously, people always give me shit for carrying around a huge-ass bag, but this thing takes the cake. What does she have in that thing? L. Ron Hubbard’s remains?
We’re being treated to all sorts of fun shots of Katie Holmes lately, as she’s on the publicity circuit for Mad Money, the female bank-heist flick that will, predictably, bomb in theaters. This shot was taken as she was on her way to do Good Morning America.
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C’mon little Suri…peek-a-boo, I see you in theeerre! Hate the felt pea coat too…nothing is coordinating here. I did hear after good morning america she changed clothes then went to regis and kelly…maybe she had like…5 outfits to choose from in there.
wow that is one ugly purse! it has suh small handles compared to the rest of the bag too! just doesnt look right
The bag is normal size, it’s katie that’s shrinking. Yup, shrinking.
maybe it doubles as a diaper bag…..idk
She needs that bag to put TOM in when he decides he is to important for the media. Actually you could TOM and dozen rats in the bag.
She’s carrying around the body her and Tom will use for their next scientology sacrifice…It’s already red=no blood stains.
So that’s where they hide her battery charger and the master remote.
wow. now THAT’S a birkin.
she could fit herself in that bag. no need to walk, just have someone carry her around.
I think Katie finally found a secret way to carry Tom around with her to choreograph her daily movements, without the adverse publicity that that usually brings. That bag is probably too big to qualify as carry on luggage.
aahahaha, i love posts like this.
It’s Hermes. And the old social climbing thing is ‘the bigger the better’. The luxury goods house were probably rolling over with laughter when they got the Cruise custom order for the thing. The people at Hermes are probably in stitches everytime they see a photo of her with the thing. True aficionados of Hermes are more descrete. What a laugh. Someone in Holmes’ camp – please read this.
Hey Anonymous – it’s not a pea coat.
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THIS WOMAN IS FASHIONABLE? Shit, I’ll keep my danskos and my cheap-ass jeans from Target. I loathe the way Katie dresses. Who the fuck picks out this shit? I HATE THAT PURSE, even if it did prolly cost 345345 dollars.
Hey Jason – And I’m sure it’s not made out of felt either, it’s just ugly is all I’m sayin.
i’m really sick of her.
yeah it’s a Hermes
of the uncomfortable kind
Small versions are not necessarily cheaper but more charming
I wonder if this was bought with Mrs Beckham advice
I believe so
this makes me laugh.
haha.
comments are funny.
hehe.
Suri is a carry-on.
Kate!.. When you go back home, use that “whatchamacallit” to put Suri ’s toys in it, or better yet, put all that scientology mumbo-jumbo in it, and heave it into the dumpster!!
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I bet you any money within the next three years she’ll be joining britney