Heidi Montag Gets … Um … Sexy? … for Maxim Mag
January 14th, 2008 by Evil Beet
So we have our first look at the shots from Heidi Montag’s revealing photo shoot for Maxim magazine.
Booooooooooring.
Look, I’m a straight woman (except for being a little bit gay for Blake Lively), but I know good sex when I see it, and this photo shoot is a total snore. She’s half-naked, yes, but these photos are completely devoid of anything sexy or in any way intriguing.
I bet this girl’s a total snoozefest in the sack. I bet she just lays there and watches her fake tits (barely) bounce around and occasionally mutters, “Oh my God, I am so hot.”
Go away, Heidi.
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she looks like she’s trying really hard to look sexy. relax girlfriend. she looks awkward.
I totally agree with you. She could not be sexy ever, here’s proof!!! If you still don’t look sexy in a men’s magazine in (probably) pretty nice lingerie, w/ the lights & cameras made for you to look your best…you’ll never look sexy! Here’s her chance-She blew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m surprised Pratt the Prick hasn’t tried to be in Playgirl-seems like something he’d go for. :)
Stop watching that goddamned inane show, and maybe she’ll disappear.
Spencers being courted to do GAY porn actually and I bet he will do it too, maybe they’ll even let Heidi play the post-op tranny – she would be perfect for that part. I bet Heidi only did this photoshoot to make Spencer and Lauren jealous, because shes desperately and patheticaly in love with them both. Go buy yourself a new face Heidi because youre not hot yet, well from the neck up anyway everything else is pretty hot fake or not.
Aren’t there like 1,000 ladies that guys (& girls!) would RATHER see posing half-nude? Was Maxim scraping the bottom of the starlet barrel or what?
im not a fan of heidi but i love her ass
WHO THE HELL IS SHE ?
stop hating on heidi! I see on every website its always the women saying stuff like she’s boring, she’s not sexy, she’s ugly, blah blah! I can tell you from a straight man’s perspective that she is frickin’ hot plastic surgery or not! I wish some of you would leave a photo of yourselves so that we could all make fun of you! Go heidi go!
I think her body is really nice although she doesn’t look sexy in those pics. Seriously she could have at least tried to look sexy and so with the lights and body and freaking Photoshop she doesn’t.. Heidi you fail : /
i wanna see her sexy boobs