Heidi Montag Gets … Um … Sexy? … for Maxim Mag
January 14th, 2008 by Evil Beet
So we have our first look at the shots from Heidi Montag’s revealing photo shoot for Maxim magazine.
Booooooooooring.
Look, I’m a straight woman (except for being a little bit gay for Blake Lively), but I know good sex when I see it, and this photo shoot is a total snore. She’s half-naked, yes, but these photos are completely devoid of anything sexy or in any way intriguing.
I bet this girl’s a total snoozefest in the sack. I bet she just lays there and watches her fake tits (barely) bounce around and occasionally mutters, “Oh my God, I am so hot.”
Go away, Heidi.
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January 14th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
she looks like she’s trying really hard to look sexy. relax girlfriend. she looks awkward.
January 14th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
I totally agree with you. She could not be sexy ever, here’s proof!!! If you still don’t look sexy in a men’s magazine in (probably) pretty nice lingerie, w/ the lights & cameras made for you to look your best…you’ll never look sexy! Here’s her chance-She blew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m surprised Pratt the Prick hasn’t tried to be in Playgirl-seems like something he’d go for.
January 15th, 2008 at 5:20 am
Stop watching that goddamned inane show, and maybe she’ll disappear.
January 15th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Spencers being courted to do GAY porn actually and I bet he will do it too, maybe they’ll even let Heidi play the post-op tranny - she would be perfect for that part. I bet Heidi only did this photoshoot to make Spencer and Lauren jealous, because shes desperately and patheticaly in love with them both. Go buy yourself a new face Heidi because youre not hot yet, well from the neck up anyway everything else is pretty hot fake or not.
January 15th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Aren’t there like 1,000 ladies that guys (& girls!) would RATHER see posing half-nude? Was Maxim scraping the bottom of the starlet barrel or what?
January 15th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
im not a fan of heidi but i love her ass
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 am
WHO THE HELL IS SHE ?
April 9th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
stop hating on heidi! I see on every website its always the women saying stuff like she’s boring, she’s not sexy, she’s ugly, blah blah! I can tell you from a straight man’s perspective that she is frickin’ hot plastic surgery or not! I wish some of you would leave a photo of yourselves so that we could all make fun of you! Go heidi go!