Nicole Richie is Due Next Week!
January 10th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Joel Madden’s big bro spilled the beans: Nicole is due sometime in the next week.
“That’s all we know,” he said. “We don’t know what [gender] it is. We don’t know any names. I’m being completely honest, I swear!”
Yay! Our first celeb baby of 2008!!!
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January 10th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
OMG Let’s freak out!!! Those two look so dysfunctional standing next to each other. She’s so yesterday..yaaaaaaaaawwwwwnn
January 10th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Oh no, it’s the eyeless bears again…
January 10th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
And so came the anti-christ… this is one celeb I hope to God doesn’t drop the baby weight (I still love you Nicole)
January 10th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
he used to be so cool.
so punk.
so not a sell out.
and then came Hilary Duff. I could live with that.
But it got worse. He started dating Nicole Ritchie, they would break up righT?
But then came…
THE BABY.
The permanence of this hurts me thoroughly.
Atleast Benji is still normal.
January 10th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
they don’t know what IT is?
I’m sure IT is a baby
Frankly!
January 10th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
What is up with the eyeless teddy bears? Creepy. Muy Creepy.
January 10th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Those are the creepiest looking teddy bears I’ve ever seen. They’re like Franken-bears, made up from parts of other bears sewn together.
and sorry, shady: Joel Madden was never “punk.”
January 11th, 2008 at 6:15 am
This baby is going to be so ugly.
January 14th, 2008 at 7:09 am
i think the baby will be cute! she’s cute and he’s appealing so… oh and i like the bears